Fetish... I mean Joke thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tocos10, Dec 7, 2015.

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  1. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    can i just post horrible cheesy jokes that everybody knows
     
    Potato, Dec 8, 2015
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  2. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    Yes...
     
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    Ldyrdy Snowfallsdown

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    It's been 3 pages of post but I didn't see any joke... *sigh*
     
    Ldyrdy, Dec 8, 2015
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  4. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    i would, but that would to too damnit i cant think of a good pun for this

    what do you call a slutty noodle?
    a pastatute
     
    Potato, Dec 8, 2015
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  5. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    I tagged you
     
    tocos10, Dec 8, 2015
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  6. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    .....i got tagged in a tag..... BRILLIANT
     
    Potato, Dec 8, 2015
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  7. Takumi168

    Takumi168 『Forever Alone Guild』『Boredom sect』『Merchant』

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    The punchline when you ask your mother, you were adopted or a illegitimate child of your father.
     
    Takumi168, Dec 8, 2015
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  8. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Not just this thread most of this forum
     
    Enigma, Dec 8, 2015
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    Reright Someone who tried to keep it simple but failed

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    Noted and I'll look into it more later ,thanks :)
     
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    Reright Someone who tried to keep it simple but failed

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    So true .
     
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  11. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    The ending is really good. or at least in my opinion it is.
     
    tocos10, Dec 8, 2015
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  12. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    While on patrol, I arrested a burglar who’d injured himself running from a home. He told me he’d broken in and unhooked the phone before searching for valuables. But he’d panicked when he heard a woman’s voice. I entered the house and heard the same voice: “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try your call again.”
     
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  13. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    Apparently this is the funniest joke:

    A hunter was calling (insert emergency number here)
    "Hello, my friend is injured and might be dead, what do I do?"

    The officer replied:
    "First, make sure he's dead."

    A gunshot could be hear over the line.

    The hunter responded:
    "Okay, what now?"
     
    Potato, Dec 8, 2015
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  14. whosays25

    whosays25 ^_^

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    One of the greatest mystery in this thread is the talking potato. Meowy~
     
    whosays25, Dec 8, 2015
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  15. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    and the other is why does no one vote for me in the polls
     
    tocos10, Dec 8, 2015
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  16. God Of Time

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    Why did the cake, cake the cake?
    Cause cake.



    Mortals wont get my jokes, they transcend time and space~
    Heh.
     
    God Of Time, Dec 8, 2015
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    Gadget Demi-god of magic and science

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    Albert Einstein during Valentine Day:
    "That dress would look even better on you, accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.81m.s-2"

    On the social scale:
    "When the people below look above, they see assholes. When the people above look below, they see shit."

    Mass Effect 2:
    Joker: "You want me to crawl into the ducts again?"
    IA EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
    Joker: "......."
    IA EDI: "That was a joke"
     
    Gadget, Dec 8, 2015
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  18. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    What kind of cruel, twisted mind could even think up something like that? If marriage was non-existent, why ruin a good thing with inventing it? I'm truly baffled.
     
    Cupcake Ninja, Dec 8, 2015
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  19. CDLevit

    CDLevit Aspiring water; spark of cynicism; Em&es explorer.

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    Marriage is an institution that should protect those implied in it. If you don't believe in it, don't use it. It's so simple that I laugh in a sarcastic way whenever I see that ..... Kind of argument.
     
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  20. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    why does there have to be some legality regarding marriage. The government has no role in it.
     
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