Fill in the blank

Hey guys, let's play "Fill in the blank"!
Its pretty simple. You fill in the person before you's blank and then create your own statement with a blank.

• For example, Player one says: "this house has ____."
• Player 2 says: "This house has people in it. Unedited Footage of a _____." and so on...

I might change or add rules later, but for now:

1. Only one blank per turn.
   • For example, "Did you hear about ___? they said they ____." would be incorrect.
   • but "Did you hear that? it sounded like ____." would be correct.
2. Your answer to the blank can't be more than 10 words.

I'll start.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No! It's ____!

 

It's a bird. It's a plane. No! It's me, your resident evil god!
Today was a great day. I ______

 

Today was a great day. I harvested the souls of my enemies.
Sometimes studying sucks, but this test on _____is the worst!

 

Sometimes studying sucks, but this test on celibacy is the worst!
If only I could _______; it would be much better.

 

If only I could become the Light God; it would be so much better.
Why must sad songs play on the radio? _______ made me cry so much.

 

Why must sad songs play on the radio? "One of Minecraft's Soundtrack with a sad quote" made me cry so much.
How can people live without _______?

 

How can people live without worshiping the tea gods on a daily basis?
Stop trying to get me back! You know I left you because you________!

 

Stop trying to get me back! You know I left you because you ate my first born!
Man, sometimes I look at the world and I just want to ______.

 

Man, sometimes I look at the world and I just want to pretend I'm a magical unicorn.
Do you ever wonder how the world would be different if _______ didn't happen?

 

Do you ever wonder how the world would be different if I didn't happen?

i fcked up lol

This sign is here for a reason, you should _______ when you see it!

 

This sign is here for a reason, you should pull up your pants when you see it!
I am so hungry! And I'm craving ______.

 

Im so hungry! And I'm craving fried octopus with mayo and ice cream.

I want to close my eyes, open my mouth and _____.

 

I want to close my eyes, open my mouth and vomit out frogs and slugs.
All I asked was for you to treat me tenderly, instead you ______!

 

All I asked was for you to treat me tenderly, instead you blasted “lean on me” for 10 hours straight!

What a beautiful ______ you have!

 

What a beautiful carrion flower you have!

Every time I walk out my door, my neighbor ______.

 

Every time I walk out my door, my neighbor yells “None of the other parents like you!”.

Is this the new ____ Sprite?

 

Is this the new Coke flavored Sprite?

Laying in bed, listening to ______.

 

Laying in bed, listening to the whisper from the monsters under the bed.

Ew~ why is it so _____?

 

Laying in bed, listening to the whisper from the monsters under the bed.

Ew~ why is it so _____?

 

Ew~ why is it so slimy in this bathroom?

____ happened today, it was devastating.