There was once a tale of three [hamsters] who, like many others who followed the same path, journeyed into [Fossil's squirrel fields] to spread their beliefs on [cat girls]. Three years into their journey, they have come across many [clones of AliceShiki, all of whom were for some reason cookies], and whenever they refused, the three would plunge their [cheese] into the opposer's [Kalto doll, in the worst possible place]. Finally, their journey came to an end after discovering the golden [swirl of ice cream] of the God of Light, Eran. With its power of [restoring the balance between yaoi and yuri anime], their discovery is now known throughout the world, causing waves of thousands of [old ladies to appear in droves of shopping carts, with their children on one hand, and coupon on the other], who [upon realising that their carts were running out of space threw all the heavy goods] onto their allies. The beasts knew no mercy and further humiliated the three by slapping their [cute bear plushies] onto their wide backs, causing one of them to buckle and sacrifice himself for his friends. The two could not change their friend's mind, as it was already too late. He chanted a spell that caused all the beasts to [...], along with the man himself. The remaining two could not sit idle in their sorrow and [...] while thinking on how to regroup with the others. The solution they came up with was simple, burn all the [Yuri manga from the Yuri Garden] that littered the planes, to create a diversion that would open a path to their escape. When the two regrouped with the remaining forces, they [licked] everyone who was there, while [stabbing] each other's backs in bitter laughter. Finally their goal was reached, and they quickly returned home, presenting their discovery to [Mama Luigi] who controlled their fate, as well as the [ravioli]. With his/her command, a bright flashed was emitted from the shine, creating a massive [...] that surrounded [...]. With this, their journey was done, and the two became renowned as [...], while laughing bitterly at whether it was really worth the loss of their friend. They thought back to the times they shared together, and how they [...] each other back at their village, pretending that they would once become [...] for the kingdom. Three days after the event, they [...] in peace, believing that the world was now safe of [giant sausages with little arms], and in the end, died of old age. However, not long after their deaths, [...] started to appear, while [...] their descendants in rage of what their ancestors did! The important individual was actually [Dio, who was actually Westeller] all along, and began its true rule over the land, so in the end, the heroes failed in the end.