First time being buzzed

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  1. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    Yup. Exactly as it sounds. You wouldnt think it if you knew me, but this is legit the first time ive ever been buzzed. My face feels numb, my sense of pain is dulled, sense of balance is off and it feel like im experiencing lag in real life. While im perfectly aware of all my actions im smiling for no reason and i hate it.

    Who is to blame? My brother. Obviously as some plot to get in my pants, the perv.

    Anyway im ready to be taken advantage of so which one of you disgusting degenerates what some of this action?

    ....Please be gentle
     
  2. Inute

    Inute Daydreamer

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    ok come here for a nice time
     
  3. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    you look liikeeee a cat
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    I think I'll pass.
     
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  5. tahzib1451

    tahzib1451 Title?is it food?

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    a deviant found.... DXv-ALWUMAAHn1S.jpeg
     
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    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    i will push you "gently"..............out of the windows obviously....:blobwink:
     
  7. Alexios Blake

    Alexios Blake Well-Known Member

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    What’s buzzed?
     
  8. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    you know you want this bro. Don even tryna front. I know.

    Fuck. My fingers feel stiff. And why is my tongue so thick? And wide? Is that noamal?
     
  9. Alverost

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    Drunk
     
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  10. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Corpse Looter]

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    What got you buzzed? And can I get some? Lol jk~ I’ve never been buzzed before.
     
  11. Break_rules

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    That is a part of nature:sweating_profusely:
     
  12. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    im not that far gon. I just feel all tipsy and wanna take all my clothes off. But then again thats my usul stat so yeah
    dude i've have five flasses of fine and like two thingies of this alcoholis energy frink that tastes like grape soda and its awesome an d i love it.
     
  13. deanadiktus

    deanadiktus day-night reversal

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    Is it a genre of "willing deviant"
     
  14. shin chan

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    You're buzzed and you're chatting with ppl on NU
    Hmmmmm....
    Looks like that the day ain't far when NU will have more shit than reddit
     
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    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Is this some yaoi rapey thing going on...
    I'm confuse....
     
  16. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    read the badge kid. SHOW ME DEM TIGGLE BIDDIES.
    wAIT. dp ot slowly. I wanna enjy it
     
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    Ok... So you're in the middle of penetration? Use a lot of lube, good luck.
     
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    Try not to leave bloodstains everywhere, thx
     
  19. Das

    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    Wew man, this is highly surprising... whatcha getting buzzed on?
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    i cant find Rex. I cant find him. I CANT FIND HIM! Rex? where are you? Kitty.....krth-s