Yahallo~ I bring this thread from my series of random question profile posts. This question came to me yesterday while I was out in town. I was gna post on someone’s profile as usual but I was interested to see the variety of responses I might get from this thread. So yesterday while I was having something to eat a woman randomly walked around handing little packets to people saying happy New Year. I had a look inside and there was a fortune cookie. When I cracked it open I found this. So shameless I know lol. Anyways that’s what lead me to this question. So here goes. Random question 511: you get a job at a fortune cookie factory. As a prank you decide to slip in some joke messages to mess with people. What message do you put in the cookie? My message will be: By the time you read this message the toxins will have seeped through your skin. Congrats you’ve been poisoned. Now give me your messages people. Make them as random and as funny as you can. Obligatory random question tags: @DCLXVI @Pyoo @Matsurika @Raneday @AliceShiki Happy Lunar New Year everyone~
"Consider yourself fortunate to have eaten this cookie; think of all the children in Africa who don't get to have cookies."
My message would be "if you're reading this, that means I'm dead. You will find my body buried in an unmarked graveyard near your ancestor's grave, along with all my treasures and the fortune I stole from you.
This will never get old "You expected a message, but it was me, Dio!" My message: "If you need help, please call this number: █████████"
Hah. I was thinking of something like by the time you read this I’ll be dead. Nice. Lol. I was thinking avoid red cars or you’ll get run over.
A few would definitely be the good ol, "You are in a coma. Wake up!" joke, and a few that are random coordinates with nothing else written on them. I'd also put a bunch that say "You will never win big at the lottery, ever." since chances are that I'm right and it will help people make better choices perhaps.
"Hope you enjoyed the cookie, because I put a lot of me into it" "Be it for good or ill, your child will be the the cause of major changes in the world" Or maybe just the old Chinese curse, "may you live in interesting times"
Written on both side of the paper "your fortune is written on the other side"... Or the classic "Quick behind you !" or Spoiler: DODGE !
"You will have a long life, as long as you don't turn off the lights tonight." Edit* by the way, I have always wanted to have a company make misfortune cookies you could low-key mix in with regular fortune cookies. I think that would be a blast.