Discussion Fortune cookie~

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  1. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief]

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    Yahallo~

    I bring this thread from my series of random question profile posts. This question came to me yesterday while I was out in town. I was gna post on someone’s profile as usual but I was interested to see the variety of responses I might get from this thread.

    So yesterday while I was having something to eat a woman randomly walked around handing little packets to people saying happy New Year. I had a look inside and there was a fortune cookie. When I cracked it open I found this.
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    So shameless I know lol. Anyways that’s what lead me to this question. So here goes.

    Random question 511: you get a job at a fortune cookie factory. As a prank you decide to slip in some joke messages to mess with people. What message do you put in the cookie?

    My message will be: By the time you read this message the toxins will have seeped through your skin. Congrats you’ve been poisoned.

    Now give me your messages people. Make them as random and as funny as you can.

    Obligatory random question tags: @DCLXVI @Pyoo @Matsurika @Raneday @AliceShiki

    Happy Lunar New Year everyone~ :)
     
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  2. Melodious Nocturne

    Melodious Nocturne [Dance, water, dance!] [My name is Demyx!]

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    Give me the cookie and no one gets hurt! ( ^ω^ )
     
  3. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    "Consider yourself fortunate to have eaten this cookie; think of all the children in Africa who don't get to have cookies."
     
  4. dzymmer

    dzymmer {LURKER}{Ghost}

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    My message would be "if you're reading this, that means I'm dead. You will find my body buried in an unmarked graveyard near your ancestor's grave, along with all my treasures and the fortune I stole from you.
     
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  5. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    Your destiny will lie in the next cookie.
     
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  6. canaria23

    canaria23 『  』

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    This message will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
     
  7. Enigma

    Enigma [Yandere lover][innocent]

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    *avoid the man in the blue shirt or misfortune will come to you*
     
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  8. Shizukani

    Shizukani ...

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    There is no spoon.
     
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  9. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    This will never get old
    "You expected a message, but it was me, Dio!"

    My message: "If you need help, please call this number: █████████"
     
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  10. aegis062

    aegis062 Well-Known Member

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    I have taken your mother you have 48hr!
     
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  11. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief]

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    Hah. I was thinking of something like by the time you read this I’ll be dead.
    Nice.
    Lol. I was thinking avoid red cars or you’ll get run over.
     
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  12. UnGrave

    UnGrave 「Patchouli」「アングレブ」

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    A few would definitely be the good ol, "You are in a coma. Wake up!" joke, and a few that are random coordinates with nothing else written on them. I'd also put a bunch that say "You will never win big at the lottery, ever." since chances are that I'm right and it will help people make better choices perhaps.
     
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  13. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    "Hope you enjoyed the cookie, because I put a lot of me into it"
    "Be it for good or ill, your child will be the the cause of major changes in the world"
    Or maybe just the old Chinese curse, "may you live in interesting times"
     
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    FranckOA Killer Klown From Outer Space

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    Written on both side of the paper "your fortune is written on the other side"...

    Or the classic "Quick behind you !" or
     
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    Viator [Cult of Pyoo: Pyoo's Oak Tree]

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    "You will have a long life, as long as you don't turn off the lights tonight."

    Edit* by the way, I have always wanted to have a company make misfortune cookies you could low-key mix in with regular fortune cookies. I think that would be a blast.
     
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  16. Raneday

    Raneday Ara Arara

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    "If you're reading this, congrats because you could read!!!"
     
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    Pyoo ☀ Summer Melody ☀

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    They might set out to prove u wrong tho
     
  18. Lurking

    Lurking GLArE *stares in a non-specified direction*

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    "Wash your face when you brush your teeth and the lovers will come running"
     
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    Lurking GLArE *stares in a non-specified direction*

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    so the next cookie is a lie?
     
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    Who knows? You decide how you want to take it.
     
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