I recently got a new cultivation technique from some idiot who provoked me. But it doesn’t suit me and nobody is willing to buy it. That’s why im going to just leave it here. I must warn you that this technique is slightly ruthless. The first step is not eating for 30 days and drinking for the last 7. During this time you will need to discover your innate spiritual mantra. You will most likely die if you can not uncover it. If you are able to stay alive, then you must immediately purify your body of yang energy by discarding your male genitalia. You must accomplish this by cutting it off with a red hot blade and walking for 4 hours without stopping. You must keep speaking your spiritual mantra and uncover the truth of the dao. Then you must kneel down inside a spiritual wood box for 10 years without opening your eyes or speaking. The box must be closed tight so that you could not move an inch. If you follow all these steps then you will be qualified to walk the path of immortality.