Discussion Funny stories about ur life

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I’ll go first (like usual) mine isn’t even that funny
So I just went back to memory lane on my Manhuas? Idk why. And I found this one story I used to read “related marriage” screams incest if u ask me. I’m now questioning why did I somewhat enjoy this?!?!??!?

 

Whenever I come across threads requesting sharing of funny, memorable or embarrassing moments, my mind, which before could relatively effortlessly recount such incidents, suddenly goes blank... it's funny in a way, I guess?

 

Me too. Tbh I was just needing more messages sooooo here i am la

 

When i was small, the bathroom in my old house was located at the far end of where my bedroom was. To go there, I need to go through a hallway first, passing my little brother's room. Sooo it was in the dead of night, with my lion-like mane of long hair and flowing white pajama, trying to go to the bathroom with little to no light in the hallway. Coincidentally, my little brother opened the door to his room when i passed.
His horrified scream still make me chuckle even now.

 

Hahaha I could tell where this was going when h said “lion mane”

 

Hmm... once upon a time, I thought all leaves could be eaten. My neighbour had a certain plant on their porch, I plucked off a leaf and chewed on it. Well, ofc it wasn't yummy. But I plucked another one thinking maybe it taste better the second time. It wasn't.... That day, I realized that not all leaves could be eaten.

P.S. selecting the "lighting" option even if I think it was a misspelled lightning. I'll pretend it's lighting...

 

Oh how innocent we all were

 

When I was in elementary school, we would sometimes have field trips to the movie theater.

They would give us popcorn, and a choice of either Sprite or Coca Cola. I had never tried Coca Cola before so I always picked Sprite, but later I heard it tasted like a different kind of Sprite... so I wanted to try it!

But by the time I had made this decision, there were no more field trips. I graduated elem school and that was it.

One of my regrets from that time was not trying Coca Cola.

 

A funny moment was just me being random and tripping then looking around thinking no one saw me.The moment I stood up I saw my friend just staring at me and we kind of just laughed it out.

 

Just moved out, hanging out with an old friend and catching up. He nudges me and asks if I'm hungry, and I say yes.
He nods to the building ahead and asks, 'How about there?" We walk up to it and I respond with "What is Kuh Fuh Kuh?"

And he is cry-laughing and I'm standing there flustered and confused in this public area until he can breathe and explain it's an acronym for "Kentucky Fried Chicken".
A part of me died that day.

I once tried talking to a deaf person in fourth grade without knowing. That was embarrassing too. But she was cool about it.

My cousin gave me a mudcake when we were younger, saying it was real cake after putting it in a plastic mold and setting it in the sun. I hate them.

I sent something meant to my s/o to my sister. On multiple, painful, occasions. She can never truly look me in the eye longer for 9 good seconds anymore.


And, and funny in a sad way, my crush asked ME out and I freaked out and said no.

I still think about it and feel like the stupidest person in the world and hate myself every day for it.

 

Yup...... I also can't recall anything when I see a thread like that.....

 

Oh. Wow. Hmmm. U should’ve made that choice earlier

 

Once the guy I had a crush on asked me for my number all flirty and such. I didn't hear what he said so I went "what?" but we were in a noisy room so he thought I said "no?". He never talked to me again

 

Idk if I should laugh since idk. So hahaha?

 

lol idk I just find it funny. I was like 'what just happened' and when I figured it out I didn't have the guts to clear it up. Anyways the guy turned out to be a douche so bullet dodged *shrug*

 

I do too. But I didn’t know if I could. Then again this thread title should’ve gave me the hit. Oh I need to wake up

1 more message!! To 100.

 

Yes yes feel free to laugh. Also, I saw your profile pic and sort of choked on/snorted my water, which earned me some weird looks from my parents lmao

 

It’s not my fault! I got bribed okay?!? I got bribed by boba! Bobasis
I wonder if I can take the pic down now @Bobasis!

 

Oh no why do you want to change it? It's glorious

 

I’m sorry. She had to bribe me for this la~! Oh well. Wait til she response