Give em a useless skill

Discussion in 'Community Games' started by NinetH, Dec 5, 2015.

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big breast or flat chest?

  1. big is way better!!

    21.9%
  2. Flat is justice!!

    12.3%
  3. I'm sorry but i'm into asses

    13.7%
  4. breast are breast!! its all the same

    47.9%
  5. what are you guys talking about of course the thighs are the best!

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  1. NinetH

    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    I'm bored so i created this thread

    its simply a simple game of giving a skill to the poster above. you can give em either passive skill or active skill. you can give any skills from Op to Useless

    ex. Passive skill: 80% chance on getting shit on by a bird
    or Active skill: you can control your piss, thus the birth of the piss bender

    PS: yay my first thread on NU, please go easy on this lazy 9

    well, start with me
     
  2. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Passive skill your hair grows 130 percent faster
     
  3. Shiki Shiori

    Shiki Shiori All according to keikaku...

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    Kraust Howzer The mysterious person of NUF

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    Passive skill your pies are always overcooked by 5 hrs mwuahahaha
     
  5. NinetH

    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    active skill: you can instantly take of your clothes
     
  6. FlowingSong

    FlowingSong Otome Isekai Reader and Trash ML Hater

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    that poll though *looks down at chest*
    a-anyway hmmm be the fastest person in the world but also fall down every 10 seconds!
     
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    Freiios Well-Known Member

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    Passive Skill: 60% chance to bitchslap yourself
     
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  8. coveted

    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    active skill: anyone you touch becomes bald
     
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    Arua Umu...~

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    Passive skill: Every time you're about to hit First anywhere, your account happens to have been logged out.
     
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    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    Passive Skill: Every time you fart, it ignites.
     
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    Arua Umu...~

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    Passive skill: Everytime someone farts next to you, you get aroused.

    (Nb: No farts! :D)
     
  12. coveted

    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    combo passive skill:

    When you get aroused, you freeze and drop.
     
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    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Passive skill when you see a dangerous animal you are compelled to go pet it
    (Some of these skills.don't seem useless)
     
  14. tact

    tact the master mind AND The Communicator #1

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    active: be able to change your breast size
     
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    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    combo passive:
    When your breast sizes change, your gender changes.
     
  16. Freiios

    Freiios Well-Known Member

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    Active Skill: Increase the defense for 30 seconds. Every time you get hit for the duration, you feel a burst of pleasure.
    Side effect: Chance of awakening to a new world, 70%
     
  17. NinetH

    NinetH Demon Yuri lord....lazy guy

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    active skill: when you hit someone they become an M
     
  18. Arua

    Arua Umu...~

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    Passive: "Windbag": Everytime you breath in, you burp.
     
  19. FlowingSong

    FlowingSong Otome Isekai Reader and Trash ML Hater

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    WHAT?! FS DOESN'T NEED IT NE! I-I'M AT LEAST *murmurs something*
     
  20. Freiios

    Freiios Well-Known Member

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    Oi... FS-chan calm down.

    can't believe this is my 100th msg lololol
     
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