Gorilla + Lion

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would you get by just fine??

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  2. no...

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  3. *noms skullie*

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  1. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    So, take a gorilla and give it the head of a lion. As a result, it will also become carnivorous. If you want to be more specific, it is an omnivore. Now, let's make them aggressively territorial and say they live in packs.

    Now, let's put 100 of them in a forest near your city. How interesting will your life now become??

    *If there is no forest near your home, then they will appear in the downtown area.


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    Gorilla + Lion will become the Beast King GoLion (a.k.a Voltron)

    true story.
    BANDAI-Soul-of-Chogokin-GX-71-Beast-King-GoLion.jpg
     
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    nothing change, since there isn't a forest near me in the range of 1.000km
     
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    there is now~
     
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    Very interesting and short lived.



    Talking on anatomy, I'd actually go for a crocodile or a hippos head instead of lion.


    That bad boy be ripping cherries and crushing seeds day and night without a sweat. Hehehe
     
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    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    I think a crocodile head would also be interesting on top of a horse
     
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    In the Triassic period there were many with that kind of constitution....shorter legs and all but similar.
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    me, a hermit, probably won't even notice rhe shenanigans happening in the said forest.
     
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    until they invade your house
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    mmhmm, I'll prolly die then.
     
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    there there
     
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    Who knows? They might take a liking to your heavenly cuteness and adopt you....


    And teach you the godly "Titan Ape refinement" that will start your epic journey of slaying gods and demons, meeting Angels and devils of jade beauty, traversing realms and dimensions unseen in millenium, foraging treasures with untold stories of past!


    Oh I can vividly envision the glorious legend of "The Bad Storm" Conquer of realms and beauties.
     
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    It could happen
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    But conquering sounds too much effort. Being a lazy pet is good enough if they do decide to take me in.
     
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    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    so, you want to be a cat??
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    I'm a cat at heart
     
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    *Coughs blood*

    You..you...you!

    The heavens opened their arms yet you seek the comfort of the hell!


    Heretic!


    Take ahold of your destiny! Seek your path to the apex!


    This is what life is meant to be!
     
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    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    what if you replaced your avi with a fluffy white cat one day??

    what are you expecting of a cat??
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    I like the doggo coz I feel like it infects me with happiness.