Growing a thicker facial skin 101

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  1. Vorpal

    Vorpal 「Anhrefn's Meat Toilet」

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    So I found a way to increase the thickness of your face and want to share it with you guys.
    Step. 1 Hang out with a person that hates you and have a higher position than you.
    Step. 2 Accept all their insults.

    That's what I've gathered so far.
    I found out about this because my Art & Design teacher absolutely despises me and roasts me everyday and I can't even do anything about it. This has been happening since school started for me(3 weeks). I didn't realize that my face thickened until I tried doing something extremely embarassing twice and not feeling any shame from it

    That's all I got for now so good luck developing your face.
     
  2. OverlyFriendly

    OverlyFriendly I should do something about

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    Nai wa
    Sounds Painful D:
     
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  3. pocketbear

    pocketbear !!!!!!!

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    Doesn't a thicker facial skin mean your dead cells have cultivated on your face and you need to scrub more and your pores are really clogged? At least one of these three things is true!
     
  4. Shameless Thick-skinned Ikeman

    Shameless Thick-skinned Ikeman 『Happy』

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    *takes notes*

    thick-skin + thick-face = ??
     
  5. Siceraria

    Siceraria Well-Known Member

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    Hmm. . . looks like it does give good benefits.
    But! Did you solve the side-effects of becoming anemic from coughing blood because of the insults?
     
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  6. Abel Yamin

    Abel Yamin zombies!!!

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    Sound like if I follow your tutorial it will make me invinsibleD....n.
     
  7. Dragn555

    Dragn555 Writer of Unnecessary Essays

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    So in other words, get a job.
     
  8. coveted

    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    Good for you! But i believe you are not shameless enough to get naked in a crowd. hehehehehe
     
  9. Aldnonymous

    Aldnonymous Male Member

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    Plan your revenge, start with hiring a hacker to crack her whatever account she has on internet.
     
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