At the college I attend I keep thinking I’ve seen a dakimakura under peoples desks, especially in the computer lab. When I get up to look there’s never actually anything there though. Am I being haunted or am I just sleep deprived? Any suggestions for how to handle this would be appreciated. Thank you in advance!
If you receive a phone call and the only response is someone breathing from the other end, then don't turn around when a hand lands on your shoulder. Double down if the thing that lands on your shoulder is cottony and soft.
But dakimakuras don’t have limbs. Or do they! Oh no, I may have just stumbled upon a centuries old conspiracy! I have to hurry before they find out I know too!
I called a priest already he asked me what a dakimakura was and when I told him he swore at me then hung up.
When in Rome, do as Roman do Accept the dakimakura, accept that you need it for your wonderful sleep!
Pretty certain that if it were the dakimakura, it would suddenly descend from above and envelope his head while he's still listening to the phone. Chance of escape from suffocation is unknown...
I’ve been keeping fabric sheers on me for the inevitable assault, so I’m prepared physically. I just don’t know if I have the heart to kill something so pure.
Wait, he did not confessions are on saturday? Cause just owning that is "sinful" Perhaps it's hunger. He can't afford food so hunger make him hallucinate.
Why buy a marked one and enter the creepy rapey zone forever when you can get an unmarked one and appear eccentric. Eccentric is good, trust me
It's perfectly fine as long as Hinata Hakamada is not on the front. But if so...take it like a man. You'll be remembered in a bad way socially, but at least it was one of the better ways to die.