Haunted by dakimakura... HELP!

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  1. TamaSaga

    TamaSaga Well-Known Member

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    Dakimakura's are basically a hug pillow. The joyful ones have your favorite anime character drawn on them.
     
  2. Adastria Lillith

    Adastria Lillith [Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus]

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    Pray to the Emperor. He will protect you. He protects mankind. Don't worry dear brother, Chaos will never win against humanity.
     
  3. Space Bot

    Space Bot Well-Known Member

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    Nope. I think it’s Amane Suou, but I haven’t gotten a very good look at it so I’m not entirely sure.
     
  4. Unsleepyknight

    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    Sorry I just misred the title
     
  5. TamaSaga

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    Amane...doesn't come alone. Beware of ambushes from Makina...
     
  6. Space Bot

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    Usually a blood offering to the great sea-cat-squid Myrna works for me, but since it’s taking longer than usual I’ll that. Which emperor specifically should I be praying to?
     
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    I’m not worried about some weak loli.
     
  8. Adastria Lillith

    Adastria Lillith [Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus]

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    One and only Emperor. The God Emperor. Emperor of Humanity..
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  9. Space Bot

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    When I looked up god emperor I found something from warhammer and Donald Trump. Were you referring to the former or the latter?
     
  10. SilverFeather

    SilverFeather [Seeker of Yuri]•[Likes tomboys]

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    You sure dood? are the desukin being hunted dood? that's dangerous dood, they might confuse prinnes as desukin dood
    that picture is wrong dood, the emperor is obviously
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    Adastria Lillith [Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus]

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    Who is this Donald Trump?
     
  12. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    All hail the Flying Spaghetti monster! (Desu)
     
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  13. Space Bot

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    Majority shareholder of McDonald’s and closet pervert, who wears a cactus on his head, while singing opera.
     
  14. Space Bot

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    This is some kind of Freudian picture to let psychologists find out if my dad touched me and if I enjoy hurting small animals, right?
     
  15. SilverFeather

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    nay That' his noodliness, the great FSM

    R'amen
     
  16. Space Bot

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    Thank you so much for helping me discover Pastafarianism! You have most definitely changed my life for the better!
     
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    I'm more curious as to why a bloody body pillow would be there under the desks!?
     
  18. AZ09XO

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    Well, how about you stop fapping with your dakimakura at night? Just a suggestion.
     
  19. Space Bot

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    That’s what I want to know! Maybe I burned dakimakura’s in my past life an now they’re coming for revenge. Or maybe I’m just sleep deprived and I’ve started seeing things.
     
  20. Space Bot

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    Firstly I don’t have one because I can’t afford extra stuff and secondly I would never defile something so pure!