Have you ever broken something in a dumb way?

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  1. Has

    Has divorcee and veteran nuffer

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    I was walking to the bathroom in the dark and then I ran into the bathroom door face first and broke my glasses :"( this was like, last month lol and also one of the first glasses I had I broke it because I tried to get on top of a very high bed (in relation to my 8y old body), and when I jumped in I ran face first into my cousin this time lol
     
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    I broken the ceramic sink in bathroom by dropping a glass while washing it...
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Normally when you break something it’s an accident. So let me tell you. Of broken so many things. I simple lost count. So your not alone
     
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    stepped on my sisters sock and broke her arm
     
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    Plenty of times I broke so many things in a very very dumb way as Im a clumsy one, and I dont know why sometimes, I know that what I doing might get that thing damage but I keep on doing it.:LOL:
     
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    Yes. -+- I was walking with a ceramic bowl on one hand and a plastic bottle on the other then I just slipped... ceramic bowl was safe and sound in my other hand but the plastic bottle (which had just water in it) was falling so I let go of the ceramic bowl and tried to caught the water bottle :blob_teary::blob_teary::blob_teary: the bowl broke , I fell and got water on my whole body.... I feel so dumb:derpyblob::blob_teary:
     
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    Your sister is weird for wearing socks on her arms.
    I acutally can't remember if I ever broke something important. Definitely some bottles. A bone or two. A stomach once maybe
     
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  8. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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    Well she wore it on her leg. She tripped and broke her arm
     
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    Grandpa_World Manly Man-Mob Character C-Lovely Hubby of Alexcia

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    Ah I see. I guess that makes her kinda boring though. She must have slammed the ground hard for her to break something. That reminds me of the time my father fell and didn't catch himself. He kinda just planked onto the floor and broke his nose.
    People please learn how to break your falls
     
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    Yea she’s kinda retadrded spatially
     
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    Not me but my coworkers, they were shredding paper with the shredding machine and broke it. The instruction for using the machine was that you can only shred 8 sheets of paper at a time but the kept feeding it 10. The machine started smelling like burnt plastic and stopped working after a while.
     
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    Climb a wall using a ladder. Near the top, I grabbed the wall i/o the rung. Unpredictably, when I pulled my body up, the wall's cement crumble. I lost my balance, fall to the ground & my leg got broke, right near the knee. Took a year off 'cause of it (½ for bed rest, ½ for rehab)
     
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    I broke a notebook keyboard's flat cable by sneezing
     
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    I broke a old fashioned camera when I was putting it in a camera bag. It fell from 4 feet height. That camera was not working anymore actually but its my mom's favorite, so she made me reattach the broken pieces with glue. I didn't dared to touch that camera again.
     
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    I once facepalmed so hard my glasses broke.
     
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    Yeah. I was carrying a plate while looking through my phone, saw something move in the corner of my eye, thought it was my dog so I dodged. Ended up stumbling and yeeting the plate. It broke, no one got hurt tho. And turns out it wasn't even my dog, it's just my own shadow

    I also walked into a wall in broad daylight and broke my glasses once. Apparently a common experience? ₍ᐢ ̥ ͉ ̥ᐢ₎
     
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    H-how?! :blobfearful:
     
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    Are you by any chance is Clark Kent? ;p
     
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    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    My blackberry I got a hair stuck inside the screen somehow and opened it up to take it out and it broke sigh