Have you ever laughed at people's names?

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  1. Ai chan

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    You see, last night, Ai-chan visited a friend, who just gave birth to a pair of twin boy and girl. She named them 'Adam' and 'Eve'. Ai-chan asked her if she was joking. She said she wasn't and those were really their names. Ai-chan just kept quiet because Ai-chan thought it sounded like she was hoping for her twin boy and girl to have incestuous sexual relationship with each other until they have incestuous babies.

    Then there's another time when Ai-chan had a business dealing with an Indian guy. His name was Sakshit Kumar.

    There was also a guy in America once who scouted Ai-chan for black on yellow porn once. If Ai-chan isn't mistaken, his name was Max Harder. Another porn scout's name was Dick Stroker.

    Sometimes you see names that are just too funny that you can't help but laugh. Sometimes those names are completely legitimate in their culture but are hilarious in yours. What names have caused you to laugh?
     
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  2. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    ahahah
    kumar!
     
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    Your friend must hv God complex.

    Edit: Just remembered all the 'Wang's in Chinese historical romances who act like pricks.
    JK, no offense meant to any Wang.
     
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    You seem to imply you consider Adam and Eve as blood related.

    I take issue with this. Clearly, as Eve came from Adam's rib, they are not blood, but bone related.

    Boning your bone relative is just the natural thing to do.
     
  5. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    I laughed at ABCDE as a name. I laugh at Chinese names that sound like pet names, Ying Ying, Mi Mi, etc.

    I fear for the twins future, they are gonna be made fun of so much, the relationship between them when they enter puberty oh no. Eve and Eva sound like a better name. Could even make it fancy as Yeves
     
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    Ophious Pathfinder kinda fun

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    One of my old high school teachers had Butt as his last name so we all had to call him Mr. Butt
    Also his first name was Adam so the name plate on his class was literally A. Butt
     
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    :blobhyperthink::blobhyperthink::blobhyperthink:

    BIG BRAIN TIME ! :blobcat_hyper::blobcat_hyper:
     
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    Laugh at odd names, yup. Some people's name are just too.. "good"
     
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    People's names? Cant say i've personally come across anyone who's name is laugh-worthy.

    Now, place names are a whole nother kettle of fish.
     
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    People often laugh at my name, and so do I.

    I guess my crowd is more edgy? Or just less filtered..
     
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    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    Soon I will ascend beyond the need for a brain at all
     
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    Wang Qing :blobpeek:
     
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    I had an Asian classmate (either Filipino or Vietnamese) who's name was Phuc. Loved the substitutes
     
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    Budi....
    yes his name only that, that funny because back when I learn to read that name used on texbook

    "Ini Budi", this is Budi
    "Ini ibu Budi", this is Budi mother
    ect I assume people from 90 on my country know it

    never expect I meet a person with that name, if it nickname or surname there plenty

    another one is Intan Permata, put it simple he have such girly name which almost fooled whole class back then

    hmm another one is vehicle name, I forget was it Honda or Bemo, no it not Japanese name not japanese person either which made me dumbfounded for minutes cuz that name really on it Id...

    Clan Name.... Rajagukguk.... ehem don't dare to laugh tho that clan quite something
     
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    My teacher had an uncle named "Hary Cox". Enough said.
     
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    I just met a guy named paul phucks pronounced fooks
     
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    My last name is literally Dong.
     
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    Had a guy laugh at my last name before and kept trying to bully me by it, weird since only he laughed at it while others at work never did. I retaliated by sleeping with his wife :blob_coffee::blob_coffee::blob_coffee:
     
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    One friend of mine's name is "Ika". When the teacher was teaching about "bineka tunggal ika" the whole class instantly looked at her.. :blobjoy: it was priceless.
     
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