Day one after returning to Australia: Sleepy af from time lag Day two after returning to Australia: It’s like the sun decided to focus all it’s burning rays onto the island. The sudden change between Chinese winter and Australian summer is hell Day three after returning to Australia: Great day, only my drink went bad after leaving it in the kitchen unrefrigerated for two hours Day four after returning to Australia: I remembered bugs existed Day five after returning to Australia: I already saw at least three spiders the size of my palm and legs like pipe cleaners clinging to my windows. One popped up suddenly while I was watering the plants half a metre away Day six after returning to Australia: Went to the bathroom at midnight, sweating from the heat. Two daddy long legs twice their usual size right next to the tap. Scared the crap out of me. And then this right outside my door: Help me I’m too scared to leave the house anymore (I killed one of those large spiders, there is that one outside my front door, but one disappeared when I looked away for a few seconds and I now can’t even go into the back yard. Oh, and did I mention the giant bee or hornet thing that made a giant buzzing noise and was the size of a large grape flying a few centimetres from my head when I was watering the garden?)
He is t-posing to assert his dominance. That's extremely dangerous! You need your family to t-pose with you so that thing will be gone.
..... Isnt that the effigy the blar witch hung everywhere she claimed as her territory... Might be best to leave the country or something. They're after you and k ow where you live...
Move to Antarctica or the American Midwest as bugs are currently in hibernation at this time of the year.
If you get bit you only die. No big sweat (other than your heat problem, since that's something to sweat about).
Start some through cleaning and poking around the house. There's that many critters so i guess there should be a snakes or two or raccoons or rats or other burrowing animals around the house. Smoke and loud noise should disturb them to come out of their hiding. I wouldn't be at peace unless i found one big rats or bats or other when I'm moving into the house and i would want to find where they're coming from where they're getting into the house.
Burn it all. Burn everything and never stop. Only that way will you be safe from all the creepy crawlies.