Help me NUF

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ahrt, Mar 25, 2017.

  1. Ahrt

    Ahrt PhD in Pokemon Studies

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    Hello fellow Nuffians, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

    Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".


    So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.


    A shiny rattata. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing. I can finally remove that smug grin on Joey’s face.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny rattata, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my 3DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny rattata, gone forever.

    I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.


    What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining one of the highlights of my lowlife.


    Help me pls Nuffians.


    How do I get my rattata back?
     
  2. Enigma

    Enigma [Yandere lover][innocent]

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    I was here before this got locked ......
     
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  3. something123

    something123 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sorn-3DHTC8

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    1) Get her to pay you back.
    2) Get rid of her after.

    Any girl that thinks she can destroy your private property, and particularly your more expensive stuff, willy nilly without repercussion should be gotten rid of quickly.

    Imagine in the olden times, some immature girl wrecking your spear before you go hunting or something.

    In the good old days you'd use your backhand to teach her a good lesson.
     
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  4. Rreelentless

    Rreelentless Captain Sheriff Admiral Colonel Major General

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    Appeal to her family and friends that you didn't know how to comfort her and fucked up massively and maybe maybe you'll get through this

    But be sincere and be prepared
    For that
     
  5. Jaded

    Jaded Majoring in Erology

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    LMAO
     
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  6. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    Lol..For starters,don't mention your broken game and let her be for a day or two. Approach her then,with apologies.
     
  7. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    you deserve a wand desu~
    cause
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    desu...

    damn I should sleep desu..
     
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  8. L4

    L4 Fleeting Thoughts Like Clouds in the Sky

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    @Ahrt That was hilarious. This is how I see it:

    You lost something very valuable, you should make your girlfriend give you back, what you lost because her cat died, so give her a cat and she must catch you a golden rattata

    [​IMG][​IMG]

    ps. I have never seen nor caught a shiny pokemon in my life, except from the red garados in pokemon gold
     
  9. Jaded

    Jaded Majoring in Erology

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    Was going to say the opposite actually.

    Go meet her ASAP. She'll probably be pissed of, but go for it.

    You don't want her to cool down and start thinking that maybe she made a mistake by dating you, cos she feels your insensitive. You need to fix things up, BEFORE she thinks that.

    Just imagine what'll if she does what you're doing now. She makes a thread somewhere asking for advice. It would probably be something like this.

    Today, my cat died. I went crying to my bf, but he was more interested in his Pokémon game. He suddenly got all excited while playing while I was still crying, so in a fit of rage I ended up breaking his gaming device. He started cursing me and hit me"

    Tell me people, what should I do?

    8 out of 10 would say break up lol..
     
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  10. Hunta

    Hunta shameless

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    Cant believe someone actually fked up cus of pokemon

    U r crazy
     
  11. Das

    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    you are now completely one of us.... welcome brother


    *back ground*
    one of us
    one of us
    one of us
    one of us
    one of us....
     
  12. chillo

    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    just focus on your hunt and don't ask people here.
     
  13. Diukes

    Diukes The Details will be omitted

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    But he want his shiny rattata, not to make up with her...
     
  14. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    2/10, ancient pattern to the joke, and while it still has some potential, delivery fails completely.

    I'll give you one extra point for effort though
     
  15. L4

    L4 Fleeting Thoughts Like Clouds in the Sky

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    Those shiny pokemons are incredibly rare and a dead cat is replaceable
     
  16. Jaded

    Jaded Majoring in Erology

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    Both actually.

    Quoting him,
    What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining one of the highlights of my lowlife.

    @Professor Charles Francis Xavier you deleted your post right before I could quote it lol
     
  17. Liron

    Liron Well-Known (Failed) Prophet

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    You can only beg her forgiveness on your knees and offer her you 3DS as a sacrifice to her. But, yeah, you made a dick move. Just close the fucking DS next time man. The game pauses and you comfort her. I mean, her fucking cat died and you were worried about a rattata.
     
  18. chillo

    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    tell your gf to play with you, Pokemon never dies like a certain cat. it probably help both of your problem
     
  19. Das

    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    ah the good ole red gyarados
     
  20. L4

    L4 Fleeting Thoughts Like Clouds in the Sky

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    yeah, it was okay, but not as good as a golden rattata