Well. I'm having an argument with my friends and decided to insult each other, the gentleman way...which means no swear words, no dirty talks, and basically no fuck or shit or stuff like that Example : "You may put your lips on my posterior and leave" (translation: kiss my ass and fuck off) "I heard you believe in Heaven? Do you want to go there now? ( translation: just die already) Well, you got what i mean, so give me your best shot.
the normal distance between and human head and its ass is in average 80 cm, do you want yours to be negative? ( i will put your head up your ass)
I'm actually forgot what we're arguing about, and basically moved to insulting each other by not using swear words, and belive me, it's better this way
"Are you perhaps confused and thus need my help deciding which hole the food goes in and which one lets the fart out"
*pats shoulder* don't worry,with the current medical advances even your face can be (probably) made handsome
There's also the more subtle one : " Someone needs to fornicate with you under consent of the King " - F*%k you
“You missed a call from the gym. They revoked your membership. Apperantly, you going is lowering the quality of their equipment and the overall environment.”
I do believe you need to acquaint your head with some material used in construction of walls repeatedly. After all, such actions will definitely be unable to bring your IQ down any further since a person's IQ will never hit negative. (Go hit your head with a break. You have 0 IQ.) I tried