Discussion Hentai monster invasion... response?

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  1. Jojo775

    Jojo775 Well-Known Member

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    You're talking as if people would fight withs swords. Army would dispense flamethrowers, incenedary grenades, bullets and move in large formations unlike adventurer party of 4.
     
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  2. Simon

    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    Depends on tech level. If it was a monster hoard from a typical isekai fantasy novel, maybe a couple of wèeks, talking about a few million strong with dozens of portals. Aliens in spaceships, prepare the lube.
     
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  3. reagents 11

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    This.
     
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  4. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade 《Long Wei》

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    There was a question similar to this and i was contemplating, my siblings quickly answer as if its like the most natural thing in the world.

    "If the world was invaded, and you have a choice to send-"

    Bro 1:Arcy.

    Bro 2:Just send Arcy.

    Me: WTF?!

    Dude Asking Questions: B-but what if you were to select someone to a death ga-

    Both: Arcy.

    Me: ....I'm still human tho...

    Bro 1: Would a human who tends to get rammed by trucks and still have time to worry about the medical bills and the truck damages?

    Bro 2: Would a human who not only got shot once and had a broken leg while at it, still have time to complain about the debt our sister had?

    Me: ...I'm not immortal tho...

    Bro 1: Even immortals die. You on the other hand would walk off with broken limbs and put those immortals to shame.

    Bro 2: I would have a hard time seeing you die than a special unit that survived for so long in a harsh conditions and still have time for beer.

    Me and the Guy: ....
     
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  5. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    Hentai tentacle monsters? Yes, please. Where does Ai-chan sign?
     
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  6. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    All you quote are exceptions and myths. What's the point of posting about it when you don't have any example of actual substance?

    As for artillery, it doesn't have to reach from one side of the planet to the other. We're talking exterminating tentacle monsters. The range of a battleship is fine.

    Aircraft carrier would do nicely too.
     
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    Those I quoted are actual military units and even more cases in modern times considering how technology evens out the physical inequality curve. WWII had their female air units and even today, there are females in military units. You're just using an "everyone knows" generalization that is not completely true. I know of 2 females in the military when I was serving, one of them was even tougher than a lot of the guys in the force. She was particularly memorable because she had a huge gray crater on the inside thigh of her right leg, courtesy of a 5.56 round that went wild. My examples are hardly "myths" if you can put a date and formation numbers to them.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caracal_Battalion
    Such a mythtical unit. They ride unicorns into battle do they?

    And more importantly, do you know what is the range of a "battleship". It isn't much different from a 155mm gun with ER ammunition. You're comparing 2 things with approximately the same range. This back at you.

     
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    "General! The enemy army of sword swinging nympho-Amazons are closing on our position!!"
    "Get ready to advance!!"
    "Yes General, we'll encircle them and crush them!!"
    "Crush them my foot you idiot! We're charging to surrender!! And tell the men not to forget the wine, scented candles and sex toys!"
     
  9. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    I did not just say "myths", I also said "exceptions"

    The reason I used the word "exception" is because these all-female units you describe are not the norm. Do I really need to explain this to you?

    No matter if you quote a hundred examples, they remain exceptions. Are you really this thick, or are you just being stubborn?


    And yes, there are women in the military today. But they remain a minority.

    Claiming I'm using some fallacy when what I'm using is easily confirmed with even the most casual googling just makes you look dumb.

    As for your last line, yes, I know artillery and a battleship have approximately the same range. You're just being p8cky and acting like I don't because I use them interchangeably, as anyone who knows this would. Its deceptive and pretty childish.
     
  10. Jojo775

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    I'm curious, is this like incest fantasy where you wouldn't actually do it IRL. Or you would do it on the condition you are let go and not turned into a nursery or would you like to bit a nursery for a bit but then let go lol?
     
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    You did ask and I quote "Since when were women sent to fight". Answer? Since recorded history.
    And yes I bet you do not know and just started googling after I pointed out you have no idea what you are talking about or you would not have used artillery as a cure all example. And are now trying to shove responsibility of your ignorance by accusing others of pickiness when it was you mouthing off on a topic you have very little knowledge about.
     
  12. Kalto

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    Ever heard of "adapt overcome improvise"? it is basically what we humans and alot of creatures on this planet been doing ever since we came into existance lik fishes, birds, arachnids, germs, bugs and especially roaches :cautious:
    If such creatures do come to earth, first and foremost, there is the question of environment, you might say but they lived in an environment similar to owers if not healthier, I say yes maybe but things aren't that easy, you see in novels and such works, only few consider the matter of enviroment seriously enough and even so no one gives it its right as it deserves to.
    Because you see before anything else, we don't live alone on this planet, we through many centuries found our ways to live on earth (think of the germs, illnesses, plague, etc... and let us not forget the bacterias :cautious:) in a sense our bodies became used to earth's environment albeit to some certain degree.
    Now imagine such creatures coming to our reality, I assure you that, the first thing they will do is to search for a place similar or terraform some place to become similar to their home else they won't be able to live.
    Second, they breath, how do you think their immune system will react to our atmosphere (think about it, many things float in this air we breath aside from Oxygen which represents a small portion).
    Third, and this might sound offensive to some and I am sorry but it is the truth, many women on earth suffer from Intractable and yet to be cured diseases, what do you think will happen should any of those said monsters you talk about if they share some skinship with any of these women especially the way those hentai monsters do it?
    And let me say this to finish albeit I can say more but this got lengthy enough as is.
    Before thinking of any weapons, some people will find some way to benefit from those monsters, as there are many opportunists who will think of benefits first and foremost, the simplest thing they can do is make the monsters drug addicts to tame them.
     
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  13. Nargol

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    You're just repeating yourself. It's all you've done since post one. Come out with something new that would at least dignify a proper reply
     
  14. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    It's not that Ai-chan wouldn't commit incest. Ai-chan did commit incest with Waiwai's mom. The only problem with real life incest is Ai-chan isn't sexually interested in Ai-chan's own mom, sisters or brother. Ai-chan just doesn't feel it.

    But being a nursery for tentacle monsters would be so lit, Ai-chan would volunteer to become one permanently. You know how some girls have a dream to become a dumb bimbo but wouldn't really do it unless forced? It's similar to that, except tentacles will force Ai-chan to be a seedbed forever, and all Ai-chan needs to do is to be there where they will arrive. And if Ai-chan do get rescued one day, Ai-chan can say with pride that Ai-chan fought them hard. To understand Ai-chan's motivations, you can read Inyouchuu and Inyouchuu Shoku.
     
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    That's not incest, it's only incest for your gf and her mom and only if they did more than just share you. Just remember those twin pornstars Whitney and Britney Stevens. Whitney has such a dumb fuck me look, but even if they starred in the same porn they never touched each other.
     
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    The most sensible reaction to a foreign enemy would be to send in the Space Marines. Obviously.

    Or just cover the general vicinity of the enemy with napalm and call it a day.
     
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    Sure. If you can formulate one. 122mm artillery rounds only have a practical range of 20km.

    "Nukes" like the W-87 have a blast radius of only 8km and not the "whole city vanishes" effect you seem to think they have. Good luck with your "response".
     
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  18. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    Ai-chan would love to make love with Waiwai and her mom at the same time. Unfortunately, Waiwai is very possessive of her mom. She wouldn't let Ai-chan be alone with her mom if she could help it. The last time Ai-chan suggested it to her, she tied up Ai-chan and whipped Ai-chan while saying "Stop fucking my mom, you little slut!" Waiwai is a bully.
     
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    https://twitter.com/i/status/1171971693100683264 A story for a story
     
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    :ROFLMAO:

    This is such an @Ai chan question...:rolleyes:

    See?:ROFLMAO:

    Are you French?:ROFLMAO:
     
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