LCD Hero without Blood or Tear

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  1. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    Margherita Is just...no, just no!

    Yay! New chapter. :p
     
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    Arbalest Arcane Knight Anti Mage Honeytrap Devourer

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    Its good to be back in action.
     
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    Most people hardly ever do, except as a vacation.

    They would not get 2500 years of life, but hundreds of thousands. Considering the level of technology on display, you must assume that they've cured aging, a vastly simpler problem.

    Why do people still care about Star Wars, a mediocre film from a million years ago with only nice special effects to its credit?

    His life is literally the game. That's how he's chosen to live. Hundreds of years in this fantasy world - there's at least some threadbare justification for why he's #1 at the game. He's a dedicated sperglord.

    Unlike Kirito who is just too edgy and cool and everyone else has flippers for hands and mashed potatoes for brains.

    When you die in a roguelike your name appears with your score alongside your cause of death. Bare minimum. Class, level, alignment, gender, race, religious affiliation, location etc are other potential records displayed on an epithet.

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    This is common knowledge man. Can't have a score based permadeath RPG without the freaking cause of death blurb on it. Isn't this not the most basic of basic things? Am I in Crazytown or something?

    YASD is half the freaking fun of the genre. The anger, the shame, the condolences, the mockery... to want to take that away.. it's like asking "why even breathe?"

    Charisma isn't just physical appearance. He starts with a perfectly normal stat line for a peasant with zero retainers and little education.

    You rich merchant kids from the city probably never had to shovel cow shit a single day in your entire lives, have ya. Let me tell you about it.

    The cows. They shit a lot. Like... EVERY SINGLE DAY. Nonstop. With the cow shit.

    You got a bunch of free time to learn literacy, how to cast Magic Missile, how to use your magic bullshit completely unfair moon sword techniques, and how to talk rubes into dying for you? That's great. We're just over here trying to avoid being drowned in shit. It's a full time occupation.

    You might think I'm joking. Then you have no conception of what the human to cow ratio is on even a moderately functional farm is.

    Everyone makes fun of Cowshit Man. But to me, he's the true hero.

    The cauldron is on the first floor. The cooking pit with attached dining room is on the lower floor.

    Why does Bowser keep an axe right next to his bridge? Video games are a strange and surreal place, that's why.
     
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  4. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    I have officially picked this up
     
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    Nitrox Well-Known Member

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    The question is will you have time to translate this novel ? :aww::aww::aww:
     
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    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    I manage a team of translators
    I am not a One Man Team
     
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    Hrmm is this novel good?
     
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    It's good though it has ALOT of deux ex later chapters.
     
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    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    Two chapters translated, editing left. Contact me if you are interested in editing
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    If you pick up one man army, I will volunteer for editing.

    I love Hero, but not nearly as much as one man army. :p
     
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  11. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    I will think about it
     
  12. Victor DoUrden

    Victor DoUrden Well-Known Member

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    Hmm.. how dis work? Are you really living the dream and paying translators from personal funds and donations?
     
  13. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    Yes.
    If you are interested in editing let me know.
    Also, since I do not read any novel on my website, I won't call it exactly living the dream

    https://forum.novelupdates.com/posts/4177521/
    But it's close
     
  14. taovkool

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    Interesting. Usually I just stalk around the web looking for something more to read. In fact, I think this is my first post in this forum. But amateur editing is something I wanted to try on, so if you don't mind a few mistakes here and there I can give it a shot.
     
  15. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    You won't be the only one. You will be using Google suggestion mode on Google docs, so others will be able to undo your mistakes and vice versa.

    Shoot me an email, a gmail is required to use Google docs I believe
    https://www.asianhobbyist.com/contact-us/
     
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    taovkool Well-Known Member

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    Tried the link and the panel, but then I keep getting 'page took too long to respond'. Probably because I'm on the phone right now. Should I just pm you my email here or what?
     
  17. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    That works
     
  18. Victor DoUrden

    Victor DoUrden Well-Known Member

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    I find this an odd life choice. Had I the money or means I myself would hire translators or if rich enough hire people to create a device to inject knowledge into the brain matrix style and learn to read light novel of several countries. I'm sure you have your reasons.

    Im not too interesting in editing or whatever at the moment but if it is like google docs and stuff I could go check in now and again and rewrite/fix a word or phrase here and there for better spelling or delivery of context
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I can't blame you, the quality is horrible :blobsleepless::blob_coughblood:
     
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    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    I use Google docs