Hire an assassin \o/

I totally didn't forget to make this advertisement when we officially opened, I was just busy
GUYS HIRE AN ASSASSIN
Pay us nuffies and we will tease/troll/bully any member you want us to.
We have Four tiers of assassins you can hire from:

• Tier1: Amateurs. Not so good but they get the job done and cheaply too.

• Tier2: Professionals at what they do but more pricey.

• Tier3: Elite of their own profession. They're more expensive. Each one specializes in either:
  • Trolling
  • Bullying
  • Teasing

• Tier4: Cream of the crop, the best of the best. Can't be hired with just Nuffies. Negotiations are required to hire.

Pricing:

• Tier1: 50 nu£ per member
• Tier 2: 100nu£ per memebr
• Tier 3: 200 nu£ per memeber

Pay up half upfront first, pay the rest upon completion.

Spoiler: Moderators

@Fossil @Aquabunnyyy
@Lil K.O @Novel otaku desu

Edit:Lowered prices
Cause price was to high
Edit 2:Those r just the mods
The assassins names haven't been posted here for privacy reasons

 

*looks at member list and puts everyone on ignore*

 

have better idea?

 

i thought it would be a real assassin... almost sent you my list...

 

So many sh*tpost today, K.O....

 

Thought it was real. But it was just harassment...

 

Not many here are more humourous than @elengee. He needs to have been rated as a Tier 4 but you didn't even mention him.

 

You know there are faster ways to get banned...

 

I'm more of a serial killer than an assassin. assassins are cold and business like whereas serial killers have enjoyment in what they do and often are of an erotic nature.

 

Ha jokes on you I already paid a nu£ 1000 bribe to @Shio

 

*puts back my list of liberal lesbian(?) feminists in my pocket*

 

Necrophilia

 

lol, not in that way. they find erotic joy in things like squeezing the life out of victims. Just imagine like a Jack the ripper. Except the killing in this situation is shitposting and not actual killing.

 

Ai-chan is pretty sure this is illegal. Isn't it?

 

Of course Lusty Serial Fapiller

 

Serial Fappist!~

 

to be honest, I really feel sorry for this guy. he seems to make NUF his life and creates various things to keep himself occupied for some reason. kinda pathetic but just really sad. I mean, the shitposts are like a cry for help but this post simply screams at the NUF staff to give him attention or else he'll harass other users.

 

You know
U couldn't be more wrong
I always play by the rulez
And shitposts are allowed
And you are totally right about the call for help
I need help
Help with boredom and procrastination
Those two have been teaming up on me for the past months
Their the only reason why I found this forum or started reading web novels

 

OP has a better percentage of likes to comments than you do. He's apparently doing something better than you are. : ) (me too, come to think of it . . .)

 

I thought this here was a link to hire RL assassins? Meh, i'll just stick to my old plan on luring my sibs into a forest and put a bullet through his skull.

And hiring trolls and spammers are useless since there is a Ignore button. If i want to annoy someone, why not do it myself?