Discussion Holy F**k I'm freaking out right now!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by zhainan2157, Aug 29, 2018.

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So how was your day?

  1. I Just Had Sex!!! (please sing in Akon's voice in the song by thelonelyisland)

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  5. So So

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  6. Not so good

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  7. Somewhat bad

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  9. Horrible

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  10. I just got shot by my spouse's ex-partner who proceeded to commit NTR by mind controlling my spouse

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  1. zhainan2157

    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    I just got back home, sat down at my computer, and lifted up my headphones to find a spider crawl out from underneath and scurry across my desk and go under it. I took out my phone and turned on the flashlight and grabbed bunch of disposable towels and searched for it. BUT IT'S NOT THERE!!! Now I'm just sitting in a different room on my couch now not knowing what to do. I am NOT putting my legs under my desk even though I can't find that spider. Like wtf was it doing in under my headphones in the first place. Now I can't play games with my friends now. Although I think I can manage sitting at my desk with my chair far out from my desk so my feet aren't under it, but I still need to use my headphones. For one, I can't have game sounds playing too loud so people will hear and two I need the mic on it to talk to friends and communicate. I tried putting on my headphones but after a few seconds my ears and places on my head around the headphones starts feeling itchy like something is crawling there but I know there isn't anything because I checked so many times.
     
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    Master [Old Pervert] [Grandmaster]

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    Literally my whole life has been alright.

    Never too bad, never too good, just alright.
     
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    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    No choice but to burn your house down. LoSJ5kp.png
     
  4. NasVersix

    NasVersix [Natural A-hole]

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    Welp, you're fucked.
     
  5. zhainan2157

    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    Do you want me to congratulate you or console you for that? But for now, take a cookie before I figure out what to do for you.:cookie:
     
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    slightofhand Well-Known Member

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    Lynx Professional...on lewd matter

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    Call Hans for the flamethrower
     
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    zamornews Well-Known Member

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    oof, rip headphone, they will never be trusted anymore. rip.

    try smacking your desk or something to sacre it into coming out or something. if this happend to me, that headphone would be going in my drawer for a few months until i forgot about this experience and accidentally put it on again.
     
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    Silverasterisk [Wallflower] [Drive by poster]

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    Are you 1cm with wings and multiple body segments? If not you don't have much to worry about. Leave your door open and let all the other creepy crawlers in. It will be too busy eating them to even think about biting you.
     
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    Drake98 Concerned Fan

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    remember your country hotline number just in case!
     
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    joey183 The Mysterious Entity

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    Just unplug the headphones. Take a wet tissue/cloth and wipe it clean. Plug back into the computer and use it again. That's what i'll do
     
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  12. zhainan2157

    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    No, the thing is they will bite if you accidentally touch them with too much force or make them uncomfortable. That's the part I'm scared of with it being under my desk, I might swing my legs or hit it by accident or maybe even kick my desk out of fear or excitement during video games.

    I'm not really looking for a solution to this as I really don't think I can do anything about this and I would like to not do anything as I don't have the guts to. I just posted this because I felt like ranting/sharing this experience and find out about how everyone's day went.
     
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    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    bug spray. . . .

    ps: i'm freaking out when i saw Ainz-sama almost turned super saiyan on one of the scenes in Overlord 3 ep. 8 . .. .
    that was awesome!
     
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    Clearly the spider comes from a race that has the power to jump through dimensions,it has deemed our race to be easy to conquer, and it is just the first of many to come, FYI this race of sentient arachnids is the size of semis when fully grown, aka your fucked
     
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    Sure is nice to live in part of the world without any spiders deadly to people, even if I do get bit the worst thing that can happen is it becomes infected, which is why antibiotics exist.

    I feel for you though dude, having something under my desk that could kill me would freak me out too.
     
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    i can relate ... [​IMG]
     
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    BarryKaizer your crazy fairy godmother of death

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    well been better but I think you should keep plants in your room the kind the spiders avoid is mint I think like wasp they should hate the stuff or leave spices in corners of the room
     
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    Sircus [Well-Known God]

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    Dont worry, it will show up on your face after you fall asleep...
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    OH MY GOD!!! ITS ON YOUR HEAD!!!











    Hahahaha...

    Never watch "Eight Legged Freaks"... :p