How can you survive this crappy world?

How to survive this crappy world? Simple. Avoid dwelling on negative things. Just focus on things that make you happy like a banana. A banana can make you happy. It is bright yellow, smooth, squishy and delicious.

 

'You don't have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.'

So yeah, start by getting exercise. If you the slower one, then you don't have to worry about crappy life much longer.

 

Or if you have a gun just shoot that bastard to the knee and eat a banana while you watch that bastard die... bwahahahaha

 

Can the banana still smile if I eat it?

 

The banana would die a satisfying death. Just like a protagonist who is satisfied with his life and welcomes his death.

 

lesson #1: Build an underground bunker, so when the aliens and zombies attack you would be ready to protect yourself
lesson #2: never and I mean never do this

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lesson #3: make a lot of friends, so when the aliens or zombies attack your, friends could act as a shield and say heroic things like "save yourself". Remember be the important one in the friendship, you have to be the one that can lead them to safety, so sacrificing you would be a mistake.
lesson #4: Learn Dao of Alchemy from Meng Hao, his teaching will enlighten you, your alchemy will advance to another level. Making meth would become much more easier, which means a lot more money.
lesson #5: don't be this guy

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for the love of humanity work your legs out

more lessons to come.

 

you know, I ate a dozen of banana under an hour before and it sent me to a hospital due to indigestion. Maybe genociding your kind is a bad idea.

 

Yes. That would be a bad idea. Without banana, a lot of people would be sad.

 

by cultivating or reincarnation

 

How to survive this crappy world, get on a rocket and go to outer space.

 

Nobody can survive in this world, they all end up dead.

 

Don't think about what you can't change, think about what you can. Then change it. You don't exist for the world, the world exists for you; it is all yours. Its about positive thinking, if you give in to negativity, then you've lost; then you should just give up and sit in a gutter, waiting for things to turn for the best. No-one is doing anything for your benefit, the only person on your team is you, and if you don't do anything to make things better for yourself, then no-one will. Thats how you survive this crappy world
But I'm just a cat, what would I know?

 

you dont.

just find some truck on the way, and try getting hit by it, hopefully that truck is intergalacticalspacetime truck that can take you to another world

 

actually if u think ur life is too hard just look for more miserrable ppl

 

n shiro was here....

 

*grin*

 

A demonlord's explanation(it may be gibberish):

well to survive this world, you first have to be strong enough to be able to the destroy the world. Destroy the world could mean, conquering the world and stand at the top of everything or also in the literal sense destroy the world to pieces. you have to do it alone, because if you are in the team, you can't become the person on top everything. you will have to fight over that position and things will get annoying so do it alone. though it's impossible, you have to have a godlike power to do so. so to me that what it means to be able to survive the world, the world is your enemy, the last boss, the secret boss.

though, interesting life might be achieved. though its not for everyone. you have to be selfish, you can't really be happy if you just keep giving stuff away or making your stuff gets stolen, if want it then take it, what is your is yours, especially your life, don't let anyone take over your life, its fucking yours, do what ever you want with it you can even go suicide. you have to be honest, don't lie to yourself, don't get pressured by the surrounding. do what you want to do,. don't let anyone hold you back, say what you want , do what you want. and lastly, don't regret , don't regret what you did, no matter what mistakes you made, no matter, how evil or good it is, or no matter how short your life is , because if you regret things that means the things you did was not the things you did not want to do, a life without regrets is life of joy.

well, in this case, Demonlords are awesome, they are honest and selfish being, they want to conquer the world, make the world on top of their own palm. So now join my legion and you get free yuri

 

freee? really? im in

 

If u want to leave this world,just ask Truck-kun to send ur soul to another world.

 

yes, its free, now click on that image then after that click "click for paradise" picture on the right, ignore the "don't click"