Oneshot How Could I Know...

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  1. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    A parody...

    That night, I had a dream.
    Red setting sun was shining through
    the curtains of a cozy cottage.

    There was an old man in a rocking chair.
    That old man was terribly tired.


    Then...

    A noise reached his ears.


    The old man opened his eyes.

    "Long time no see...you are thinking that it's about time...."

    "Oh, dear" his voice was faint and trembling "Nfufu, you are a bad girl, you can't just come here..."

    "Yes... that's...right. But the door was open, doesn't that mean the house was open to visit?"

    "Nfufu, what kind of distorted logic is that? But since you are so cute, I welcome you."

    "...thank you."

    "In exchange, can you listen to my story for a little bit?"

    "Alright..."

    "When I was a young boy... I once met a lovely young girl. She was a pervert...a troublemaker...cynical...egoistic...glutton and a loner..."

    "There's nothing of lovely in that..."

    "...But even though it was troublesome and I was always having to run away for my life... despite all that... every day was a bliss... I was truly happy..." the old man let out a faint sigh and closed his eyes "However, one day, all of sudden... she vanished without saying anything..."

    With a bit of effort, he opened his eyes and looked through the window.

    "...I really wanted to see her again... and yet... even though I called out desperately there was no answer... and I looked for her in every corner of the world... even though I knew it was useless. Even though she never showed up, I kept searching and then when I noticed, I was already an old man... and I couldn't look for her anymore. I never saw her again. However... in the end...she came back..."

    He looked at her belly.

    "...pregnant..."

    "I'm sorry."

    ....

    .....

    There was no answer.
    The body died and the soul left









     
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  2. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    You should warn that those who are going to bed shouldn't read this
     
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  4. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    why? =(
     
  5. yotae

    yotae Drunkard Emperor

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    f*ck how can i sleep now :blobfearful::notlikeblob:
     
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  6. Elliana

    Elliana Well-Known Member

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    Ok...? Erm so ... what?? ❓❓
     
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  7. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Living up to your NTR sect's teachings. :sweating_profusely:
     
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  8. Heimdallr

    Heimdallr [I-don't-know-what-to-write-here]

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    Ntr sect leader writes ntr poem :blobokhand:
     
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  9. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    :blobpeek::blobpopcorn:
    Not bad, NTR sect. This is a bit mild though. The "Despair" didn't come.:blobhero:
     
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  10. Minokyuu

    Minokyuu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    by the way wouldn't the girl be a granny now? and pregnant? isn't that dangerous?
     
  11. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    hehe, who knows?
     
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  12. Sansome

    Sansome A Kind and Honest Villager X

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    Thank you! I find this amusing...
     
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  13. Naraku

    Naraku 『』『』『』

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    *is in his bed*
    *has read it*
    Well... *averts eyes*
    ...it wasn't that bad... :oops: