How did people avoid tentacle rape in the middle ages?

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    It seems like a girl just can't go anywhere in the middle ages without being tentacle raped. Well, it is the dark ages after all, but you'd expect there to be less tentacles rapes and more barbarian rapes, right? For that matter, how do you protect yourself when your own sister is a member of the tentacle cult?
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    On the other hand, how come there is a nine-tailed fox kingdom in Italy?
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    Back in the old days maritime activities and trade weren't nearly as developed so coming into contact with tentacles was much lower in probability for most people. Usually some dark cult had to summon a tentacle monster via sacrifice. However cults where like mice in those days and were spreading everywhere like the black plague.

    The images seem broken so I don't know what your showing:blobsweat_2:
     
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    Raneday Witches Night

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    they're from crusader kings
     
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    Blitz ❄Ping-Pong child❄

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    Nvm. They show up when I quote AI Chan's post for some reason.:notlikeblob:
     
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    SpearOfLies [Cold Night]

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    The images don't load.

    A better question should: why are you trying to avoid tentacle rape?

    *waves tentacles*
     
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    Raneday Witches Night

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    hmm never thought that CK2 has a r18 mod or something
     
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    SpearOfLies [Cold Night]

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    I see them now too. Again why should you avoid them? That seemed a lot of benefits. :blobowoevil_horns:
     
  8. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    Sorry about that. Ai-chan has reuploaded the pictures into Ai-chan's server. It must be the effect of anal dilation due to the tentacle rapes on medieval peasantry.
     
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    Have you seen a map from the Middle Ages? They were thoughtful enough to picture monsters habitats, sometimes adding a warning in writing (e.g. "Hic Sunt Dracones"). They just had to avoid those places.
     
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    what game is that? ? just asking for my friend and for research purposes
     
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    Zheya Unenlightened Buddha - The Endless Reincarnations

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    Ah, tentacles! One of our greatest foes yet to be vanquished by the holy fires of seamen. This great net shall capture these fierce, fiendish slimy tendrils, and never let them violate that which is dry or moist ever again. EXTERMINATE ALL THE REMNANTS OF THIS CORRUPT KIN, LEST OUR GENDERS BE BEND, OUR WOMEN BE STOLEN, AND OUR LIVES FOREVER VIOLATED IN THE OCEANS OF TIME!
     
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    Raneday Witches Night

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    Well they usually add those things on earlier maps to avoid blank pages or something along those lines iirc
     
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    Raneday Witches Night

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    the game was Crusader Kings 2 with a mod
     
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    Does pee doesn't work anymore?
    I've seen... stuffs that says as long as you splash fresh female's pee on them, they'll go away. Or is it the opposite now? :blob_tilt:
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    The answer is never direct and the wise always speak in riddles, lest their secrets are pillaged by the weak and unworthy.

    It is a Crusader Kings 2 mod Dark World Tentacles hosted on Lover's Labs
    https://www.loverslab.com/files/file/9377-dark-world-tentacles/
     
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    ---out of immersion---
    This is a joke thread. Leave it be.

    Also, the most famous map with that inscirption, the Lenox Globe, has that legend sandwiched between two other things and the coast:
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    (the parts in red and South America's hue are photoshopped; legend is in Indonesia, on the right, under the equator)
    ---resume immersion---
     
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    :notlikeblob::notlikeblob::notlikeblob:
    Crusader kings 2. As for the mod ask @Ai chan
     
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    Because as human advance in technology those tentacles turn into the hunted. Back in those dark ages it is a ritual coming of age for boys of nobility to go into oceans to tentacling, an ancient form of whaling. Sometimes they have to trap the tentacle with their 'traps' but most of the time the boys will have to fight back with their own 'tentacles'. The ritual make most of the boys that survived their ordeal to gain advanced skills in the use of their tentacles that makes much higher chances of their spouses to conceive in copulation. That in turn add more population to the city where tentacling is practiced and eventually the beastly evil tentacles that predates defenceless women is no more. These days they dwelling in the depths as a natural choice of survival against humans that practiced the art of tentacle swordfighting.
     
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    *waves tentacles*
     
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    thanks a lot:aww::aww::aww: