How do you keep your porn?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, Nov 14, 2017.

  1. Dodibones

    Dodibones Active Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2016
    Messages:
    15
    Likes Received:
    8
    Reading List:
    Link
    I keep them in the fridge.
     
  2. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    3,213
    Likes Received:
    7,169
    Reading List:
    Link
    wait @Ai chan, did you just say you hide your porn under your bed? I'm disappointed! I didn't expect you are such an amateur
     
  3. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2016
    Messages:
    1,299
    Likes Received:
    845
    Reading List:
    Link
    by customizing my secret folder into a system file.
     
  4. Tinkerlin

    Tinkerlin Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2016
    Messages:
    130
    Likes Received:
    121
    Reading List:
    Link
    Go digital, I have 5 siblings and ain't no pornos ever gonna live through that
     
  5. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2016
    Messages:
    3,912
    Likes Received:
    2,602
    Reading List:
    Link
    Darn greedy Ai-chan!!!
    you should have shared it!!

    oh and for me, if it's VHS, CD's and DVD's, (that shows my age) i keep theb on a box in plain sight. . . and i always name it with "Religious Studies" and on top of that i put some * ahem* holy book and stuffs. . .

    well for magazines i just leave it at plain sight also for my magazines are well not really considered as R-15, demn my country no where to buy those. . .
    but damn in japan even at a 24-hrs store they got em' hue hue hue fun times,

    and for digital types. . .
    keep it at a folder. and i use the title as "Spiritual Songs and Hymns". . . .
    and sometimes "Trigonometry Mastery" . . .
    hue hue hue hue

    ps: @Ai chan
    i'm pretty sure you felt aroused when your little sis looked at you like that, i'm sure of it!
     
    Ai chan likes this.
  6. rainlord

    rainlord [[rathofheaven]]

    Joined:
    May 5, 2017
    Messages:
    228
    Likes Received:
    72
    Reading List:
    Link
    best way is dont keep it to yourself disribute it among your others friends.....like a bank ...this way your stash will only increase...
    it only works when u have cool, easygoin friends though...
     
    Ai chan likes this.
  7. SirPinha

    SirPinha #Vaporwave

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2016
    Messages:
    824
    Likes Received:
    476
    Reading List:
    Link
    There no such thing as pure ppl... Only ppl that don't know the pleasure of life, or ppl that lie to thenselves... Don't feel sad for what your sister told you... Feel sad for your sister don't know true pleasure or is just lying to herself.
     
  8. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2015
    Messages:
    11,278
    Likes Received:
    24,346
    Reading List:
    Link
    It was the porn I gathered since my school days. There is a pile of it in the corner of my room. All the CDs (some no longer work because the silver has holes in it), all the magazines and all the ero novels are there for anyone to see. I wanted to graduate from these, so I left it behind. But I can't let them go. It was my whole life's work.:blobsob::blobsob::blobsob:

    She actually did see it. I have several CDs and ero novels about incest in that pile. One of the CDs was titled Together With Onee-chan and one of the ero novel is titled Fun With Sisters while another is titled Impregnation of Mother and Daughter.

    :blobsweat:
     
  9. Mortifer

    Mortifer Harbinger of Death - One who transcends Life

    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2017
    Messages:
    519
    Likes Received:
    373
    Reading List:
    Link
    Hide it under your sister's bed... She can never find it but when she does, it's not yours anymore *cue evil laugh*
     
    Ai chan likes this.
  10. Deleted member 41274

    Deleted member 41274 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    I watch it online.
     
  11. Eve

    Eve Title under construction

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2016
    Messages:
    891
    Likes Received:
    862
    Reading List:
    Link
    ...
    I wrap the front and back with A4 paper and write "Advance Algebra Vol1"
     
  12. Pleasantly-plump

    Pleasantly-plump Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2016
    Messages:
    387
    Likes Received:
    276
    Reading List:
    Link
    In a hidden folder inside the folder labeled assignments located in a folder about some bored subject from uni which is inside the folder labeled homework.

    You should just get a locked box and pile old work on top. No one would want to get to the bottom of that.
     
  13. Saitama.sensei

    Saitama.sensei [[xiantian lifeform]]

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2016
    Messages:
    2,600
    Likes Received:
    2,278
    Reading List:
    Link
    *sigh* didn’t expect ai chan to be so retro when it came to her porn..
     
  14. Lokumi

    Lokumi 『The second greatest trash of society』

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2016
    Messages:
    1,690
    Likes Received:
    1,606
    Reading List:
    Link
    This is quite intelligent, I will use this "advice", thank you
     
  15. Parpaing

    Parpaing Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2016
    Messages:
    184
    Likes Received:
    78
    Reading List:
    Link
    It's probably how I got the idea. Highly likely actually.
     
  16. andykhang

    andykhang Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2016
    Messages:
    111
    Likes Received:
    47
    Reading List:
    Link
    Like those guy said, go digital, Dark-web-style (actual Dark web if you have some sick taste). For physical, if you just want to keep it without reading it often, bury them in some place not easily accesible is one good way to do it (like behind heavy cabinet, under the interior of the bed (my bed is the full cover type), or underground, if you have a shovel). If you want to read if occasionally, play psychological mind game, like hiding in plain sight (like the essay idea), briding someone who could definitively keep it safe, or moral blackmailing (the "I'll not exposed your if you don't exposed mine" type of dealio...).
     
  17. Viator

    Viator [Cult of Pyoo: Pyoo's Oak Tree]

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2016
    Messages:
    613
    Likes Received:
    4,443
    Reading List:
    Link
    I used to hide my porn by pulling out the bottom dresser drawer all the way and setting the magazines on the floor underneath when I was young. There was no gap between the dresser and the floor.
     
  18. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2016
    Messages:
    2,857
    Likes Received:
    4,376
    Reading List:
    Link
    Is this a trap question? Well, I live alone so no such problem. I just leave my milf ntr doujins on the desktop for easy access.
     
    Last edited: Nov 14, 2017
  19. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus [NUFs cutest Panda][Pandesu~][BootyFul][Hungry]

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2017
    Messages:
    486
    Likes Received:
    2,430
    Reading List:
    Link
    ... i live in the dorm... if they see my stash, they would flock over like somekind of cult and ask for a copy ._.

    ... i live in the dorm... if they see my stash, they would flock over like somekind of cult and ask for a copy ._.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 18, 2017
  20. Someguy666

    Someguy666 MILF Sect Leader

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2017
    Messages:
    3,532
    Likes Received:
    2,212
    Reading List:
    Link
    External Hard Drive.