How good are you at insulting people?

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  1. ceruleonice

    ceruleonice Well-Known Member

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    There's the g-rated way: you suck!
    Then there's the cussing someone out.
    And then there's the way of really, really insulting someone and making it hurt without even using any cuss words.

    Honestly, I sincerely respect every person who can insult someone with class and style and without having to rely on swear words (or that person's backstory. Seriously. Let's be original). That is actually a talent.

    (just for fun, a phrase I saw on tumblr: "you absolute fucking walnut")

    Now how good are you guys at this (no cussing!)? Let's compete!

    Reminder: no low blows that bring in controversial stuff like race, etc., or are mysogynistic or any other -istic. You know what I mean.
     
  2. Shio

    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm the type that will insult someone and making it hurt without even using any cuss words. Probably because cuss word can't really express what I'm thinking.
    But to begin with, I almost never cuss someone. I prefer arguing instead of insulting someone, or ignoring them completely when I deemed they are no longer worth the effort to argue with.
     
  3. Satan

    Satan Yes

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  4. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    i don't insult, just saying the truth right on their stupid face.
     
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  5. Caehl

    Caehl Well-Known Member

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    I'm honestly not good at insulting people.
    But well, sometimes there are situations that make you go nuts and just say everything insulting especially when dealing with people who are much worse than an expelled fecal matter from someone's anus. Those people who are undeserving of oxygen on this planet really draws out the hate within you.
     
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  6. imacutemotherfucker

    imacutemotherfucker Puyo

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    I will not insult or compliant them. The best despair is ignore . they realised their presence doesn't exist. That hurt the most. Buwahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaahahshahshhahaha.
     
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  7. Kronos

    Kronos Mum's SwagYeti

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    I just ignore them cause im too lazy to care

    and when im not lazy i just hit them in the face and try to strangle them until they cry or if i have a key, i try to put in on their throat and use it as a saw or a pen. make them shit their pants when they realize what i can and will fucking do
     
  8. Greedyspree

    Greedyspree 『Exile within the back room』

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    Insult? That feels so elementary school. By atleast middle school you should learn how to insult by building them up, making a moron believe he is a genius, until society smacks him in the face for his arrogance.
     
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  9. ceruleonice

    ceruleonice Well-Known Member

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    example :D
     
  10. soborki

    soborki New Member

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    My best insults are pretty bad, something like yo mama style retorts ;P. But sometimes all of a sudden I can insult someone really good by accident, cassualy speaking to someone and then BAM! not even realizing what I did. Well... I suck at it.
     
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  11. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow > dev/null

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    No good. Well, there are times when I would actually comes up with a brilliant one. But usually the timing to use it had already passed. Then I tell myself, next time for sure. ( ._.)
     
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    polokoi TVPropaganda

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    Thruth is the most painful thing you can hear. It can Joke with you and destroy you completely if you are not strong enough.
     
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  13. ceruleonice

    ceruleonice Well-Known Member

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    Insulting may be elementary, but there are still levels. Some people just suck at roasting others and some are naturally good. I appreciate when somebody can insult someone who deserves it without using vulgar language, blowing their top, or bringing themselves down to the same level as them. (And yes, while ignoring them keeps you from stooping to their level, responding in a well-thought out manner doesn't necessarily make you stoop down to their level either.)
     
  14. Kuro no Maou

    Kuro no Maou BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

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    Best insults are the ones that look like compliments.
     
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  16. ceruleonice

    ceruleonice Well-Known Member

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    Same OTL
     
  17. Caehl

    Caehl Well-Known Member

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    It's even more hilarious when they do not notice it. Add a little crowd on the side, they'll be doing the laughing for you.
     
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  18. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    Just think how two BFF address each other...
     
  19. Cien

    Cien 『Omnivore Reader』Inactive

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    "People here are too nice and would rather keep quiet and hope that someday that person they didn't insult would get his just desserts without putting in any effort."

    "I am also a master at insulting people, but that's only until I wake up"

    How are these insults? :sleep: Can't make up insults without a target
     
  20. AnarchyDev

    AnarchyDev Well-Known Member

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    Schmuck
    You're not pretty enough to be this stupid
    I don't care what people say about you man, you're alright.
    Try eating some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too.
    (y)
     
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