Discussion How old will you be?

So out of pure curiosity and bad humour, I wanted to see how old I'd be in the year 2069.
I want to live that long, so I can make jokes all year and pester people. I'm that childish.
I'm very bad at math, so I used this Age Calculator
https://www.calculator.net/age-calculator.html

I was born May 4, 2004.
So on August 1st, 2069 I'd be 64 years old, 7 months, and 28 days.

Or 787 months and 28 days.
or 3426 weeks and 2 days.
or 23,984 days.
or 575,616 hours
or 34,536,960 minutes
or 2,072,217,600 seconds
yeah.

I can't wait to be old, just so I can annoy people and get away with it :]

I am ready to be 65 years old, and on April 20th, 2069 the date (for some people) will be 4/20/69

 

I’ll be dead

 

....

mental health, physical health issues, and chronic disease out of the way, how old would you be?

With my chronic bullshit I'm pretty sure I'll die before 2069 sadly. but it's good to dream.

 

By 2069, I'd either be dead, more dead than alive or humanity would have long discovered a way to retain youthfulness for an eternity.

 

By 2069, I'd be nice.

 

Retired hopefully.

 

I won't be dead or maybe I will be, who knows, that kind of thing isn't mine to control XD

 

Considering that most of the previous generations of my family died from old age (90+ years old) I'd probably be alive. Hopefully healthy and still sane.

 

By 2069, I will be healthy enough to perform a 69

 

Why are you scared? 2069 medical care would be very advanced, I’m gonna make myself into a cyborg

 

A cyborg 69-

Aight, I'm leaving this thread now adios.

 

There's a genius 11-year-old boy studying physics, whose goal is to let our organic selves live on in inorganic shells (https://interestingengineering.com/11-year-old-physics-degree-plans-make-humans-immortal). I hope I live long enough for this to be mass-produced. I'll upload my brain to a virtual reality while my cyborg body stands by for emergencies.

 

tbh, I can't imagine myself getting that old.

 

Cute fluffy doggo in a little wheel chair, awww

 

I'd be super old omg o.o

 

>:3
TELL ME TELL ME

 

...? o.o

 

How old will you be? Like, ridiculously old? Past 100? 300? 400? 500?