How to be a good stalker!

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  1. The Stalker

    The Stalker devoted stalker

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    First Never forget that being seen is not something bad, what you want is not to solely stay unknow, its to know the person you are watching better, so his reactions are useful toward this goal!
    second, be wary of who you are gonna kill in his relatives,he will rarely like it, even if you know better than him who his good for him (YOU, Only YOU), that might anger him.
    lastly, always work in order to be rich: you must be able to keep him in your basement all his life and give him food bath, ect... yeah i know, its sad that only your presence is not enough to feed him/her.
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  2. Hatchy

    Hatchy 【Shem's Big Bro】【Aiiee's Clone】

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    Isn't this more of a yandere? I'm sure some stalkers aren't as extreme.....
     
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  3. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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  4. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Daoist Heavenly Kimichi

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    Have fun, when parth goes missing we know to check your basement
     
  5. Hatchy

    Hatchy 【Shem's Big Bro】【Aiiee's Clone】

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    Is that Yamada???
     
  6. The Stalker

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    not all are, thats for sure.
    but those who are often forget the basic knowledge of our occupation. thats why I remind them
     
  7. imsodone

    imsodone 『Creep』

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    I remember a friend of mine who literally sneaked into her crush's house just to steal a photo of him... stalkers these days..
     
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  8. EnerHighwave

    EnerHighwave Holy Daugther of Kyuu 8❤️ Speedy's pet Lovely's ❤️

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    Yep pretty much a yandere
     
  9. Hatchy

    Hatchy 【Shem's Big Bro】【Aiiee's Clone】

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    How kind of you...
     
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  10. The Stalker

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    I am know as kind stalker for a reason! i am helpful and never killed anyone(?)
     
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  11. Sheep

    Sheep Best Original Sheep

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    You forgot the essence of stalking.

    Social Stealth instead of Physical Stealth. Blend with the surrounding instead of trying to blend with the wall.
     
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    Agreed, people just don't get it these days. They always jump to a murdering spree or be stuck in the photo stalker phase. How immature.
     
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    Are you sure you're not a kidnapper instead?
     
  14. Sherrynity

    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    Stalkers nowadays are trully creepy af. Why can't they just confront their target and be honest with them ("I love you, let's fuck" or something), then have a fun life?
    Even if they're rejected, there are many ways to brainwash your target; you can find the method on internet.
    **sigh** pathetic.
     
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    Is it not to tie them to a wooden chair and nail them there??
     
  16. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    hmmm @Tony can I put justabot in the basement?

    Edit:Totally not interested on the blackjack's money
     
  17. amilhs

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    Is being a stalker not a crime?
     
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    Sorry but if it were me I would replace all thehims by hers
     
  19. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    you win if they notice you and are ok with it
    you lose if they notice you before you get to that point
    and also
    doing it online is lower than scrub level
     
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  20. thelurker

    thelurker [The Crazy Guy] Death to All BL Novels

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    OBJECTION
    This doesnt tell how to be a good stalker at all
    To be a good stalker ,one must be good at devices and other techs
    One must be also good at camouflag, and how to interact with your target, his friends , his family so you wont get suspected being a stalker