How to cultivate Qi?

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  1. Seggy

    Seggy Member

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    Please teach me how to cultivate qi. I want to soar through the sky and become free, unrestricted from everything.
    :)
     
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    frenzy85 Not Well-Known Yet

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  3. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    first build your foundations with reading xianxia's
     
  4. iamgboy08

    iamgboy08 Well-Known Member

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    hahh,. reading so many novels about cultivating and yet didnt get any enlightenment, i can say that you dont have talent in cultivation,. so just give up, TRASH! is what they usually say
     
  5. Drake98

    Drake98 Concerned Fan

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    First, locate your dantian.
    Second, breathe in nose and out in mouth.
     
  6. imsodone

    imsodone 『Creep』

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    Try holding all of your farts back. Once they condense you'll be able to fly like a balloon. Or explode, like in South Park.
     
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  7. Bloodpoison

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    well looks like 8million Xianxia Novels arent enough to study for you? well if you want i can add you to my Cultivation Group we alrdy have a few seniors they can give you some advice
     
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  8. Way

    Way Crimeless Raubritter

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    Son, you are already on the right path
    You are already treading the grand dao of chuuni
    You are already in reaching basic education ascension, almost half stage into half-chunni ascension , 2 more yea- no, stage before reaching true chuunibiyou ascension.
    Work harder, young one (y)(y)
     
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  9. Negias

    Negias 『Average Smulenians』『Normal Passerby』『Chaos Lover』

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    are you serious? lol....cultivating a real qi is seriously hard...and most of us on NU is already past their prime...just forget it~
     
  10. Noveloic

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    Kill your self and maybe you can get reincarnated. LoL
     
  11. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    Y!A? been years since last time I go there
     
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    You need an AI chip
     
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    Play 21 dares 24/7 >.>
     
  14. ZhaWarudo

    ZhaWarudo TOKI WO TOMARE!!!

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    If you walk my great devil dog I will teach you a thing or too.
     
  15. Hallow Cause

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    Everybody knows you can't do that...the thing you call "sky" doesn't exist...
     
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  16. Way

    Way Crimeless Raubritter

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    You are such a kind one...you just helped to trigger the hidden trash mc turned op flag in the area for him ;)
     
  17. EnerHighwave

    EnerHighwave Holy Daugther of Kyuu 8❤️ Speedy's pet Lovely's ❤️

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  18. RedKaiser

    RedKaiser [PATH OF HEAVEN] [RULER OF ALL]

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    Unfortunately after world catastrope million years ago.. All human descendents born will crippled meridian. Unless you found cheat plot armor,,i'm afraid you can't
     
  19. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    if you still can't feel worldly qi around you, sorry to say mate, you just a mortal with no talent. that is to say you got no spiritual root. give up and live a normal mortal life aye. just like those none geniuses do.
     
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  20. Yang Hao

    Yang Hao ☯Yin and Yang☯

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