TV How to get away with a murder?

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  1. canaria23

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    So my sis made me watch the show. What I expected was a deranged but meticulous criminal getting away with murders. What I watched is a bunch of law school students killing each other.
     
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    It's simple, it's actually on the internet everything is. But beware of fbi getting your search history. And Google is in cahoots with them and other authorities so be careful when you commit the deed. I recommend poison but it's regulated you can try making your own. I don't hold grudges for long since I'm more of an ignore you person. But if we're talking movie wise. A lot of those methods are fake obviously. So who you're planning to kill? A neighbor ? teacher? Colleague? *He asks like an online serial killer * Though I'm actually no where near the U.S. at all.:)
     
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    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    :blobsad:


    What a disappointment.

    Was already coming up with some crazy suggestions to get off murdering.


    Ps- I will throw it here anyway. So the best way to get off murdering someone is by *drum rolls*........ Skin the body and wear the skin... Become the victim.




    But now you are missing so the police might catch the victim version of you to find out about the fake murder of you.



    :hmm: this needs more experimentations to find the best way....
     
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    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    Did you seriously expect something good from shows nowadays?
     
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    Emissary Nouvelle Active Member

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    How about a accidental death, push him off accidentally off the roof, into the high speed traffic, into a freezer and lock it wearing gloves... So many methods to kill. I think there are almost endless ways. Though we could summarize them under stabbing, crushing etc
     
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    Watch 'Dexter' if you want to see a show about getting away with murder.
     
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    Rumor on the street is that the police cannot perceive Asian boys aged 14-16, especially those with a suspicious lack of parental supervision. They have this super power.
     
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    Well the question isn't how to do it.. Its how to escape from it.


    Another suggestion is very simple that is done so many times... Burn all traces of body and make a forged letter talking about the victim's suicide.




    Actually accidental murders will always get found out.. You just wouldn't have made the prep to clean traces. So the only best lesson on getting off murder is... Always make it pre-planned.

    Then you can set the date, place, environment, traps, funneling the victim, creating false alibis.


    Also remember it's not what you remember, its what you can prove.

    And escape long enough and the world will move on, there's too many homicides to investigate and police won't actively search for decades for a single murder/missing case.
     
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    The best way to get away with murder is... to 'not' murder them in the first place :blobowoevil_horns:
     
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    kryner BYSTANDER BY NATURE

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    Spread gasoline in the lobby then sprayed fire upstairs so when people ran down to escape, it will trigger an explosion with the vaporized gasoline.
     
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    LivingCorpse Your Friendly Neighborhood's Undead

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    You can get away with any murder as long as they don't discover the body.

    No body = No crime.

    I recommend throwing them in River full of crocodile or piranha.
     
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    deepon One who inevitably awakens

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    If you really want to get away with murder, go read detective conan. After a few hundred chapters , you will get the hang of it.
     
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    You should check our Blacklist season 1 episode 4, It will help you dispose the body.
     
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    Maybe we have the same sister :blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:

    Also watched all the seasons, just got worse as the show went on :blobsad::blobsad::blobsad:
     
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    Jevanka926 Grumpy and Awkward <3

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    I'm pretty sure the body will still have remains

    Exactly, there are too many things to be done so you won't be caught. It's better to not do it at all.:blobpopcorn:
     
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    Yeah... let's go with that .... :blobexpressionless:

    Don't even need to talk about the how Poirot died...
     
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    because his sister looked away ? and had they once checked for registered phones near the crime scenes episode 2 might have been the last ...
     
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    The whole thing is literally relationships and more killing