Discussion How to live after doing something embarrassing?

I wish I could just dig a hole and live in it until everyone forgets I exist, u know?

 

Just watch YouTube, you're bound to find someone who's done something far more embarrassing

 

well for me, act like what happen never happened..and ignore other people try to talk about it..and time will finish the rest..
based on my experience...

 

But that doesn't change the fact that there are people who know I did something extremely embarrassing aaahhhhhhh

 

Scream in pillow let go all the embarassment or avoid them for a while, act like nothing happen, pray they forget it

 

Ensure there are no holes in your plan to exterminate them...

 

Ah I have done some very embarrassing things that makes me wish to bury myself but we will forget it after time passes by that is my experience sometimes it does come back to my mind but I don't feel as embarrassed as I used to before

 

well... think bout it this way... people are inherently selfish, they wont much remember nor continously think bout the embarrassing thing u did—they mostly think bout themselves and things they do.. after a while they would somewhat forget (unless triggered)

ask yourself, do you rmbr a lot of the embarrassing things others do?

 

Well, I cried in my classroom bc of something very dumb so when ppl asked me y I cried, I couldn't say anything bc the reason was dumb. On my way to the bathroom, I passed a bunch of people while hiding my face. And now that I think about it, why did I even act like that it just made it more awkward,,,,,,,,,








This probably isn't that embarrassing but to me, who is very easily embarrassed, it's a big thing okay? (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

 

My brother was flirting with a girl after going to the bathroom and he was dragging a shit-stained toilet paper from the back of his shoe the worst part was he slipped and landed right on it creating a line of shit on his back.

I don't think my story matches up to that, but it was slightly embarrassing and slightly funny. I went to my gf house one time and idk why, but both of them were dressed the same black shorts and white shirt and I went to hug my gf and grabbed her boob while kissing her neck, but it turned out to be her mom. in my defense, they both are similar heights and have long black hair that reaches midway to their back. OH GOD I could swear time could not have been going slower when she turned around and I had this OH FK moment. she was cool about it tho she still teases me about it sometimes. but I swear I was sweating bullets that day.

 

that makes me feel a lot better lol

 

some options:

1. go up to the mountains/isolated temple, train and achieve enlightenment, your embarrassment will seem trivial

2. get rammed into by a truck and get isekaied. no one in the new world will know your embarrassing past.

3. get a job you can do from home/the internet, earn enough to rent out your private/isolated place, have food delivered to your door.

4. get cyrogenically frozen for a 100+ years, when you get unfrozen you'll be living in a high tech new era and the new people won't know you.

whatever you do though, please don't cause trouble for the people who love you (like your family)

 

1 seems to be correct for me.
If it doesn't work out, 2.

 

If people talk about it later, make a self deprecating jokes about the situation and laugh with them, at least that way you can safely bring the topic and make fun of it the way you want and make you look like a laid back/fun person

 

Don't worry, there is lots of people who cried in class

 

Do something even more embarrassing, on porpoise

 

So far, I'm the first one to cry in my class

 

If few people know, you have always the option of rape and/or kill them. If it is already on the internet, my advice is face it like an adult, represss the humiliation, do your best to get a position of power, and start a nuclear war

 

You don't. You need to commit harajuku if sudoku didn't work for you.

 

Do you know that feeling? when you're in a crowd watching some kind of a show, and then you talk to someone beside you who you thought was your friend, but then you realize after looking at him he wasn't your friend but a stranger instead, and then he gave you that look....yup, I did it more than once