How would you: confess your love?

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  1. SilverFeather

    SilverFeather [Seeker of Yuri]•[Likes tomboys]

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    I would die out of laughter if she says no xD
     
  2. Saint174

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    One girld confessed to my friend and he asked her "Who send you and how much he pay?"
     
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  3. Lucinia

    Lucinia Baby turtles are the Overlords of cuteness *_*

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    You need some love in your life ...

    Na kiding, love is overrated ;P

    But for anyone here in nuf (boys ) the cool girls are most times hot, cuz of the make up (i did go swim one time i regret it ... but some are just good looking ) and the nerdy girl is much more fun and understanding when it comes to games

    For any pick up lines, wanna see a movie / go to a party ( if you dont wanna go alone ) that helps a lot, most times no one confessed to her/him anyway so they are as inexpierenced as you are (that discovry open a world for me ^^) and confessing straight up i like you wanna go out works , i love you wanna go out, puts her/him in a really difficult spot . Just sayn

    Welp cant help you with how to keep a relationship (i suck as a friend, cuz i dont really care about other ppl), but atleast i get something started
     
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    I would just tell her straight up that I love her.
     
  5. Riqu

    Riqu ~Legendary Lurker~

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    It means you just need to cry on the valentine days then and back to become nuffian
     
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    J-JAM IT IN !!

    Simple & Easy.
     
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    why confess? I have a nice basement and chloroform ready,
    and when this don't work I have also a refrigerator.
     
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    And Eroge where the truth live :D
     
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  10. Contrast

    Contrast Tactical Espionage Expert

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    And then they would say:
    "Against my better judgement i listened to my heart at the cost of my soul."
     
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  11. Ishmael

    Ishmael 『Night Owl』『Butler』『Traveller』

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    Confess? "Goes to church" Me: sister I gotta confess. female priest: be not afraid for god shall forgive thy sin "Looks gently at me" Me: I love you! "Silence" female priest: ... baka you hentai! " Gets slapped" T_T XD des~
     
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  12. Contrast

    Contrast Tactical Espionage Expert

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    If you want to know if you love someone is simple.

    1. Look at them.
    2. Your eyes dilate.
    c. Oh wait you cant see that.
    d. Except by the angelic halo that surounds them.
     
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    Apeman style:
    get a stick (baseball bat)
    hit her on the legs (break a leg or two)
    pick her up (drag her by the hair )
    and go home ( cave)
    after that its 18+ time ( poke her with your stick )
    and your done for the day.
     
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    Draw on post-its the future that you've envisioned and leave a to be continued followed by you saying "if you want to know what happens then you'll have to experience it" wink* (mysterious...:O)
     
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    Hmm well now thinking a bit more about it, wouldn't it depend on who are you confessing to? And anyway, don't they always say it's better if you are yourself in front of them? Cheesy lines are obviously trash...

    But if you are going to go out with a person who loves knights and stuff

    "If your majesty wishes, I shall pledge to be the sword that destroys everything blocking your path"
    (But if you don't wish for me then the sword will go against thy)
     
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  16. Cryotic

    Cryotic Nora's Psychic◈Nora's Silly Wife◈春雷◈暗いよ

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    Well, I really do suck at it.
     
  18. Dyone

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    The awkward duck is here, someone else also an awkward duck in here?

    Baisicly the kind of people that look like a stammaring twig while they confess.
     
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    Are you talking about a pair of mandarin ducks?
     
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  20. Contrast

    Contrast Tactical Espionage Expert

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    Is that in hoisin sauce?