I am a QI shill.

Discussion in 'Novel General' started by LysUltima, Nov 15, 2017 at 5:12 AM.

  1. LysUltima

    LysUltima Read novels at https://ebisutranslations.com

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    What is a shill?

    To be honest, I don't know either.

    I had to baidu it.

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    My best chances at translating this:
    shill england [shill] america [shill]
    n. employed deceiver, "?"
    v. too... lazy to bing tl this

    As you can tell, I don't understand CN at all.
    But, I was paid 50c by QI, so I have to try my best!
    Yes, that is me.
    I crush the whole data set into a number of atom-class clusters.

    In normal English, that means I BS facts.

    Examples:

    QI's parent company's parent company's parent company is giant (tencent) and doesn't really need us to watch ads to support them -> QI needs ads to be seen! Support the translators!
    Translators get 0% of the ad money -> Support the translators by watching ads!
    QI steals others' tls without permission and without credit -> QI's translators all translated that with no use of ctrl + c at all!
    QI owns the source, but not the translations, so QI can't just copy + paste it -> QI owns the source, so that means QI can take translations all they want!
    QI has bad tl quality -> QI releases fast!
    QI probably uses mtl + editing -> QI releases fast!
    QI usually releases ~1 chapter a day -> QI releases 2-3 chapters a day!
    WW has a fairly fast translation speed, with a high quality to boot -> WW has trouble releasing 1 chapter a day
    QI will definitely implement a paywall -> QI will implement a paywall if we don't watch ads!
    QI is generally a sh!tty company -> QI is a great company!
    I'm a shill -> I'm obviously not a shill!
    QI stole chapters off of WW -> QI dual hosted with WW
    QI just continues translating a project that already has an active translator, breaking NU etiquette and basic politeness -> QI owns the source
    And the last + best example:
    https://ebisutranslations.com is the best website ever -> https://ebisutranslations.com is only second to QI

    Yes! That's what I do! Okay, let's start my post now!

    Title: don't you hate the tards who don't know how 2 think and support EbisuT ?

    QI is obviously the best site and wayyy worse then https://ebisutranslations.com . ur dumb for theinking otherwize. QI NEVER steals tls like EbisuT as EbisuT directly STOLE tls from Fallen Translations! QI NEVER did that! QI also NEVER EVER steals then edits, unlike EbisuT, even tho we had a suspicious 1k chapter release, but that was just QI's stockpile. QI is rly better then pirate site cuz we steal than charge ADS wich makes it alot better. Also the average tl quality and eng quality is the same az this pozt, rly gud QI is soamazing QI cant be praised more. EbisuT suks. Anywayz dont go to pirate site (aka EbisuT) cuz we need the moeny to help our tlers and pirate sites are bad, even tho we also stole chapters, we have pawywallsthat might come if u dont go to our site. no1 likes paywalls, am i rite? so dont go to EbisuT and visit QI instead! obviously, if peywalls come, its cuz you dont watch enuf ads, not because qi is a company and wants moeny.
     
  2. Viola

    Viola Studio Ghibli Fanboy 『WW Supporter』

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    pocketchu Omni

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    This bait and advertisment is 144p

    Props if you get the joke
     
  5. wonderer

    wonderer Well-Known Member

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    Is this serious? the first half seems like a joke/trvia, but the second half seems all serious, until you get to near then end

    so confused

    EDIT: after properly reading it. not confused anymore
     
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    Slayerwolfx2 Well-Known Member

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    So rip your site?
    Lol
    :blobpopcorn:
    Watching the thread.
    Edit: darn... ads are getting smarter and smarter!
     
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    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    Sherrynity We're a broken people living under loaded gun

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    :thonkang: :hmm:
     
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    Are you okay? Not a mid life novel reader/translator crisis?
     
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    dude, do you have spell check on? did you not see all those red lines?

    to be serious i have no idea what EbisuT is or what you are even talking about.
    i heard translator talking about a bunch of websites ripping there translation and copying it. alot of website tried to do stuff to fight it but there is always a loophole.

    i dont want to get on the bad side of TENCENT inc. so i will not say anything about them or any company they own.
     
  12. Ddraig

    Ddraig < Frostfire Dragon > < Retired lurker >

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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    So I don't get it, are you saying we should boycott ebisu translations? :p
     
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  14. wonderer

    wonderer Well-Known Member

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    By doing things like this how much more people actually go to EbisuT?
     
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    Kurono °˖✧ヾ(。>﹏<。)ノ✧˖° ☆Shem's Kouhai☆

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    ..........................just throw all the dirty work on Qidian !!!
    Leech on them !
     
  16. Asf

    Asf 《《The aria of souls》》

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    Holy shill !!! You need to shill man..
     
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    Kokuyasou 黒夜葬

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    The battle between the Qidian and Wuxiaworld Sect continues as they both try to win over the neutral Novel update sect.
     
  19. DarthOu

    DarthOu 《Lord Vader》

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    Do you have a gf? If you do, shill freaked out if you being crazy...
     
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    Asf 《《The aria of souls》》

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    Cant blame QI of being cheap, cause theyre only made by tencent.
     
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