Just now i purchased the ballar function for a staggering $500$. And to tell you all the truth. I feel too fucking awesome. It's like sitting at the crown of a tree and falling down. Like journeying through the calm serene ocean in the Titanic and being hit by the tip of an iceberg. Like going to bang-cock for a fun night in an aeroplane, but having major engine faliure in the middle of the flight. Like Finally losing vitrginity, but getting STD's instead. Like bying a movie ticket only to see how bad the movie really is. Like greedily devouring a jar full of choclate only to see worms wriggling at the bottom of the jar. Like being called out to meet by a girl only to get robbed by her gang. And i would end my speech by giving you all this poem. Life is like a tree. You live to give the fruit of your struggels to others and then rot eventually.
Sorry, but i save my money to change my name for about $10.000 dollar... probably reach it next year or two...
Money doesn't make you happy. . . it's the things that can be bought with it is. . . you like balls huh. . . BALLS!