News i cracked the code on how to enjoy reading garbage wuxia novels

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  1. mja

    mja Well-Known Member

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    ok ok hear me out first, of course, there are plenty of great wuxia novels but there is also a bunch of garbage ones and so here I entail the necessary steps to master reading garbage wuxia novels without turning retarded

    step 1: every time you see a paragraph longer than 6 sentences skip it'll definitely be a large bunch of adjective fluff describing how the mc is an earth-shatteringly sky destroyingly heaven concealingly genius.

    step 2: every time you see a badly done cliche imagine the entire novel is just a parody of wuxia novels and it instantly becomes the funniest novel ever

    step 3: convenient plot armor at the last second be glad the heavens blessed your mc otherwise you wouldn't have any time to waste on reading such a wonderful novel

    step 4: if all else fails and you're starting your degradation into a full-on retard, take a break and go watch an episode of rick and morty you'll instantly feel like you have an IQ over 180

    step 5: appreciate the author's profound skills and hope the all-powerful translators that they continue they're duties as gods messengers and provide us with more stuff to read.

    may your journey through NU be peacefull my fellow sect brothers and sisters.
     
  2. justmehere

    justmehere Well-Known Member

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    Bro, too many steps...

    I just have two...

    Leave your brain out of your head,
    Read the novel....

    Endless bliss...
     
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    zamornews Well-Known Member

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    Mate, Did you just assume my gender?
     
  4. Shaiole

    Shaiole Mad scientist

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    When i read garbage novels before a big exam. I now they're shit, but for some reason I enjoy them very much. Even if its full of cliche.
     
  5. mja

    mja Well-Known Member

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    Dude, did YOU just assume MY gender
     
  6. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Bro, did you just both assume genders?
     
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    Raneday Useless Rane

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    :blobrofl::blobrofl:
     
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  8. CoupDeFri

    CoupDeFri My shadow is my best friend.

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    I dont understand, why read if its garbage ?
     
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  9. Sakuratea

    Sakuratea A Cup ot Tea

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    I just turn off my brain. Works like wonder. :blobokhand:
    Actually i don't like to turn on my brain unless i deem it's essential like works or study. It's amazing how much energy you can conserve that way
     
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  10. HappyHavak

    HappyHavak The Laughing Sage

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    What is this gender of which you speak?
     
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  11. Guradu Gilgida

    Guradu Gilgida 【Gentleman】【Tembikar Demon】

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    Turn off your brain. You read with eyes, not brain.
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I don't know, i just hear there's a fluid of it. Assuming it's a popular drink, genderfluid.

    Anyway the way i enjoy bad xianxia is by having 200+ chapters in a row as opposed to good novels with 3 a week.
     
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  13. mja

    mja Well-Known Member

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    Because i have nothing better to do
     
  14. blaze27

    blaze27 ~ Lazy Shadow Lurker ~ |_⊙)

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    Probably just for the heck of reading it...
     
  15. Reindeer

    Reindeer RynDeeVuo

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    Well I mean you still won't be able to handle it if you don't like the MC. Step 2 though, I'll keep that in mind.
     
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    Aizelf 『....』

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    Shh...That's a very profound question. Why are you so keen on bragging about your intellect?
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    For face obviously. :blobpopcorn_cool:
     
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    yeap tested and proven. :blobamused:
     
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    Nimroth Someone

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    Or you could just read something else?...
     
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    I'm not your mate friend