Free I did not create this game. I Swear! (Coldline, indie game)

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  1. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    “Coldline has you attempting to navigate a user-unfriendly telephone system to stop a nuclear war.”

    Imagine you’re trying to navigate a twisted voice menu system to talk to the President to avert nuclear war. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::D:D:D:eek::eek::eek:
     
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    :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm: i don't understand is this supposed to be reverse psychology?
     
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    aegis062 Chaotic Demon Emperor

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    guilty!
     
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    The most evil monster of them all - bureaucracy (even the word itself is so damn complicated to write!)
     
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    It’s the tagline of a joke. What if you had to go through a voice menu system to avert WW 3?
    After all, in the movie “Wargames”, the world was saved by playing “Tic-tac-toe”. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    aegis062 Chaotic Demon Emperor

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    If I had to go through voice menu system to avert ww3 then ww3 is happening and since I know which counties will get hit I will move to the ones not effected.

    if all countries are affected then I will use the chaos to steal mining equipment and other tech to build a self sustaining base in a mountain. no one is going to notice when I steal from a worn torn country and secretly ship it in all of that chaos.
     
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    You can wear a country:blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:
     
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