I hate studying maths. Maths and me don't get along. If there is maths, there is no me. Like what the fudge in a chocolate icecream ! I don't wanna find out at what time a train would pass a man running alongside it. Which sane person would even run along a train? Or buy like 50 dozen bananas. Here's an equation to let you see the true face of maths. After continuous years of hardwork and research I will now present the ultimate truth. Heh! I always knew maths was a part of some super secret conspiracy of the aliens. Maths = stress. Stress = poor marks. Poor marks = sad. Stress + poor marks + sad = depressed. Depressed = mental torture Therefore, maths= mental torture I always knew there was something dark behind maths. The algebra and trigonometry always gave me a uneasy feeling. Now we all know the TRUE conspiracy of the evil brooding maths. Do you feel enlightened now?