News I learned the truth about how to make a good system novel

*This thread is not to take seriously, if your brain explode because of the truth, it's not my fault*

Ever read Gourmet of another world and Daddy restaurant or more recently Black tech internet cafe ?

Yes, you guessed right.

You... need... a loli...
And your work basically become a masterpiece.

 

Huh, I knew all those stories were missing something! I just have to get the F.B.I to trust me now and I'll be safe!

 

@Tsuru55, you need to employ @Fluffy Jellyfish and @elengee as your Proofreader/Adviser/Editor if you want to write a successful Novel that has both Loliconism and Dao of Lewd.

Failing which, you need to kidnap invite author Mars-Gravity to stay in your Torture Dungeon apartment to churn out such Unlimited Loli-sex Works masterpieces.

 

So your saying loli-baba is a must in the creation of said stories.

That and it also needs foodies from the 21st century, to teach the barbarians how to cook food properly.

 

What if your protagonist is a pedobear? He'd have numerous lolis around him. Will it still be a good novel?

 

It makes sense since mc doesn't really care about authority of young masters, prince or king. This is a methaphor to the fbi where mc disregards it.

 

Right now i am at chapter 454 of Black tech at a MTL translation website and damn... the loli is being OP in a competition and strolling around innocently when people around are savage that try to beat/kill her.

 

I am a pedofemalebear. It's fine for me.

 

You didn't read the stories i cited ??? They are all non-legal lolis.

 

So this is a thing hmm...I have read a lot of system novels in my day...but none have ever had a loli...such mystifying creatures are extinct in the world of BL!

 

That is the most ridicilous thing I have ever heard and on a completely unrelated note has absolutely nothing to do with my system novel having the MC as a loli, COMPLETELY unrelated. And you being found as a corpse at bottom of the ocean due to revealing this secret...err I mean nonsese would also be COMPLETELY unrelated...>.>

 

Oh, I just focused on the loli part.

And assumed the lolis would stay in loli form even as they grow old.

Yup, I read to fast and breezed that part.

 

Loli MC in a system story !? WHY DIDN'T NO ONE TOLD ME !? *pedobear face*

 

I learnt things years ago when I was trying to pick popular novels to translate.
You need the trifecta

harem + loli + ecchi

Bonus points for legal loli..

 

Btw, you are using a (gender bendered) loli character avatar. Should i guess that you also like lolis ?

 

Don't worry, I'm sure the "FOR BETTER lolis" (F.B.l.) association will approve (and yes "lolis" is written lowercase, since they are supposed to be small).

 

Well.. the truth is it's not even limited to a novel with system.. it applies to most of the novel I currently read, even though I'm not a lolicon..
No.. I swear I am not...... gonna say "Lolita Yes, No Touch"..

 

Plz recommend some here ? (plz no transgender lolis)

 

Jimi na Kensei, the MC is OP and dull, but the daughter is the one who make people continue to read it.

 

Ahhhhhh thaaaaat. Already following the manga. I am just disappointed that the blonde female guard that is in love with MC is somehow not allowed. (basically her master don't allow her to be together with MC because MC can't/don't age unlike female guard)