Discussion I seek the demonic path to cultivation!

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    My demonic seniors and juniors! I seek the demonic path to cultivation!:blobdevil:

    Lend me your wisdom attune to all paths demonic! I beseech the fiends that prey upon the strong, defiant, and willing. Assist me in condemning them to eternal damnation, because it shall aid us against the self-righteous cultivators. O devilish ancestors and monstrous demonic overlords, grant me a silver of your supremacy to enfeeble the strength of those that oppose me. Enslave them to a cycle of self-doubt and weakness! Bring them nothing but terrible and woeful marks on their souls! Brand them by laying low their spirits! I desire only their torment and unending regrets to against me!:blobthinkingsmirk:

    So how do I harmlessly traumatize someone without hurting myself?:blobneutral:
    • They should NOT be physically, socially, and financially harmed. I want it fully mental.
     
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  2. redleaf97

    redleaf97 Lurker

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    Guilty pleasure
     
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    Mate I thought you were looking for novels at first :blobjoy:
    Now, let me ask, what kind of harmless traumatizing are you talking about, depending on the situation I might be of help :blobowoevil_horns:
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Can you specify how exactly?
    Enough to really scar them mentally? Of course, it shouldn't affect their daily life... probably.
     
  5. RNGesus

    RNGesus <<+10 Luck upon seeing this Nuffian>>

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    Find a victim/friend who has wronged you. Convince him or her to book a hotel room under their name. Tie said victim/friend up in a classy hotel room. Constantly spew bad jokes for 7 days and 7 nights. Finally leave them with an open tab and make them pay for the room when housekeeping shows up and walk out like Keanu Reeves unveiling Cyberpunk's release date.
     
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    Rilise Aestivating

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    Come to the dark side, we have cookies and chocolates #showing a sizable yaoi collection
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I would probably be the one traumatize for having to pay for the room and services there just to traumatize someone else.:blob_coughblood:
     
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    RNGesus <<+10 Luck upon seeing this Nuffian>>

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    Like I said, leave it open for your friend to pay!
    Edit: Guess I'll change it a bit.
     
  9. Sabruness

    Sabruness Cultured Yuri Connoisseur

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    Fellow daoist, allow me to summon Senior Elder @elengee , titled Daoist Ninefaps of the demonic pervert sect.! :blobdevil:
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    They don't do such businesses and that involves lots of money.

    I rather not. Perhaps I should address the level of harmlessness, but I like your idea though it's a crime.
     
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    TheZephyrStorm Rock God

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    All cultivation is demonic path. No matter what, you’re stealing from nature, killing people, eating sentient beings, and stealing treasures
     
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    let them watch modern memes, my little friend. But, beware, for the depths of the abyss are endless and thou must be cautious when leading ye adversaries down that path lest you bring upon thyself a destructive disaster
     
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    Boku no pico
     
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    Alright, let me ask a few questions, first :blobowoevil:
    What sort of target are you aiming at? like their personality and are they easy to bully or not?
    What is your relationship to the said target and how good/strong/intimate is it?
    Facing your target, are you mostly on the winning end or losing end?
    How much mentally strong is your target?
    Do you have the confidence to play a prank on them?
     
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    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    Fluffy Jellyfish 『Number 1 Lolicon under Heaven』

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    Let him read the 7 forbidden books
     
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    EnerHighwave Holy Daugther of Kyuu 8❤️ Speedy's pet Lovely's ❤️

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    I thought this was a novel pick up request and was interested in see what was that novel about :blobxd:
    The best thing that I can think right now is if you have access to they phone then put an alarm every hour of the night with an annoying music else keep calling them for no reason or a round of bad jokes for a long time or if what you want is revenge you can fake a note of suicide and put it in a place where they are the first to see it saying that is their fault and that you will suicide at an hour and a place then not go there or hide near there but cosplaying as an undead or something really creepy and scare them if you want something more hardcore do the one of the hotel room that @RNGesus talked about
    Edit: you could as well tie the person and
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I should refine you into a cultivation furnace for slandering my righteous self! :blob_coughblood:
     
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    false Today is always the best day ever~

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    call them with your phone regularly and persistently. Do annoying small talks with them but be nice, you can't have them actually block your calls. At one point, they will be traumatized by their ringtone. Whatever favourite music they set as their ring tone would send them trembling from the inside and it makes them want to die.
     
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