I Shall Steal The Heroines (parody)

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  1. Eternal Liar

    Eternal Liar [Forever Alone Sect Founder]

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    ISSTH (I Shall Steal The Heroines)
    Meng Hao seems like your average cultivator in the Reliance sect. But he's far from ordinary. In fact he has a secret, sometimes when no ones is looking he transform into Fang Mu the legendary Pill cauldron master ! Sometimes he leads the Golden Crow tribe as the Exalted Ancient. Possessing the only cultivation path he alone can tread, his stubbornness reaches the heavens ! But one day on a cultivation trip he somehow's is pulled into the past of an ancient sect ? Even more his long lost childhood friend Xu Qing somehow turns up to possess one of the female outer disciple! One by one nostalgic characters from his past shows up.The foreign exchange student Han Bei during his time in Black Sieve sect, his fellow pill concocter Chu Yuyan. But that is not all, even his might be sister Fang Yu suddenly takes an interest in him !? How will our cultivator Meng Hao deals with all the girls, as he steals the luck from the heavens and figures out his destiny in the ancient Demon Immortal Sect ?!
     
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    Nefasdetestasti ❄️Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ's Sᴏɴɢ❄️ ||| [Schrödinger Pantsu]

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    Lol:D
     
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    Lol sound interresting. :)
     
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    Maybe in a few chapters we will all witness Meng Hao waking up in his childhood house. Still a wannabe scholar with missing parents. And all the story so far just his dream. Then he will quietly sob and think of why his parents abandoned him...

    Damn this turned quite sad fast, sorry about this, my mind enjoys spreading misery to other people.
     
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    Echoes 【Wandering Monk】

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    Holy Shit. What a twist.
    If Er Gen really make it like you said, its very amusing.
     
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  6. Eternal Liar

    Eternal Liar [Forever Alone Sect Founder]

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    Some twist are entertaining, this is not one of them. You don't just build up all those then crash it with a twist
     
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    I think at that point he'll just say "fk it" and give up...lel.
     
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  8. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    ...with the help of Principal pill Demon and vice-principal An-zahai who always help Fang mu on the shadow
     
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    Echoes 【Wandering Monk】

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    What about we twist it again?
    Meng Hao wake up from his dream when he is in the cliff, the one in early story when he is lamenting his life. And he like "damn that was a great dream, what a shame"
    And when he want to go home, he hear someone shouting help.

    And we got a paradox -,-
     
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    kraken296 The Greatest kraken warrior

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    it is not a paradox it is called time travel
     
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    Eternal Liar [Forever Alone Sect Founder]

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    Not to mention his loyal brother fatty and Chen Fan will come aid him in his time of need.
     
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