"I want a lawyer dog"

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  1. juniorjawz

    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    I want a lawyer dog.
    I want a lawyer, dog.

    Ah, English. Listening to it without the comma in mind and we got a whooooole new meaning.
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    Quote from what he said :
    "if y'all, this is how I feel. if y'all think I did it, I know that I didn't do it so why don't you give me a lawyer dog cause this is not what's up"    ​
     
    juniorjawz, Nov 12, 2017
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    I don't know, a lawyer dog might just get you out of jail. They will have to bribe the jury/judge with belly rubs but it's totally worth it.
     
    SirKulinski, Nov 12, 2017
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    i think judge did it wantedly. i would.
    give respect yo!!
     
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Lawyer puppy better. Just show up to court and get a free pass.
     
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    BarryKaizer your crazy fairy godmother of death

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    all I can think of is the lawyer dog arguing with the judge in a ball court
     
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    It's like letting Air Bud play basketball because there're no rules saying he can't.
     
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    Well...
    Dogs are more honest than humans.
    So their statements and testimonies are automatically more believable than a normal lawyer.
     
    NewbArtist, Nov 12, 2017
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