I want a lover before 2017 ends

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  1. JuuHachi

    JuuHachi Be My Glucose Guardian

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    I want a lover before 2017 ends long-distance is fine, not meeting is fine, only chatting is fine, basically I want the emotional joy derived from being in a relationship without it being high maintenance but how am I suppose to get a lover? Therefore I want dating advice!!!!

    Or you could tell me a funny anecdote while you were dating someone or when you were dating them so I could live vicariously through you
    (・w・)ノ
     
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  2. xTachibana

    xTachibana Wincest King

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    you're fucked.



    LOL jk
     
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  3. Fallion

    Fallion [Indolence Personified]

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    I don't think NUF is the right place to look for relationship advice, at least not if the rest of them are like you and me :(
     
  4. Sheep

    Sheep Best Original Sheep

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    Try tinder i guess ?

    sometimes you need to realize being single is fine.

    its fine really.

    no seriously its okay.

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    sigh.
     
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  5. xTachibana

    xTachibana Wincest King

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    you never know, there are plenty of cute girls here on NUF. A lot of them are fairly active too, not gonna name any names though

    @Sheep it is fine, if you really need to feel the warmth of another person, I suggest sex. no need to complicate your life with relationships!
     
  6. BlackReaperz

    BlackReaperz Well-Known Member

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    I totally agree:cry::cry::cry:
     
  7. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    If your standards are not high, you can find plenty of forever alones on this forum. :blobwoah:
     
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  8. MaidChan

    MaidChan 『Battlemaid』 『TRAP』 『Homeless Maid』

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    The fact that you’re asking that here... LOL just give up~
     
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  9. kuroAnsatsu

    kuroAnsatsu Manhwa Master

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    "Dream Girlfriend"
    Search that name on Play Store
     
  10. neon

    neon Well-Known Member

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  11. This_is_a_good_burger

    This_is_a_good_burger Well-Known Member

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    Who doesn't man. I hate myself so much I haven't been able to keep a relationship more than a week.
     
  12. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I'm surprised you didn't tell him to check his family for potential. :blobpeek:
     
  13. k1nk4

    k1nk4 Sage Verdurous Sea Turtle

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    doesnt your mon loves you?? what a pitful guy.

    what about your imaginary friends? did they too left you?
     
  14. raysha18

    raysha18 [Blank]

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    Play an online game. Lots of people there are looking for someone though you won't be able to guarantee if they are telling you their real gender.

    Try dating apps like most people.
     
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  15. Someguy666

    Someguy666 MILF Sect Leader

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    Join the FFF Inquisition.
     
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  16. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    oh so you just want something like that huh. . .
    if i re.e.ber correctly there was a game i think it's for phones or maybe on pc too,
    i think the tytle was my dorm or something lile that. . .

    you can find them there. . .
     
  17. xTachibana

    xTachibana Wincest King

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    as long as there's love, anything is ok!


    food for thought, once science gets rid of the genetic defects that incest can cause, do you think it will be more common place :p?
     
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  18. xluferx

    xluferx [The writer who writes for fun][Meme lord]

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    So true, I mean NU advice for a successful relationship is:
    Rape the girl and you will get an harem.

    Do that and you will get 5 years of jail with a reverse harem where you will be in the receiving end.
     
  19. OriginalChaser

    OriginalChaser Dying as a Human

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    All I can say is good luck, but I doubt it will help
     
  20. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    Why do I even come back.