There was this hilarious parody satire on this, girl goes on a daily run. Guy is like hey i notice you run here every day here's a bottle of water. Hot guy : wow you're so thoughtful. Ugly guy: OMG IT'S SPIKED.
Take advantage of christmas romance feeling. Research shows if a girl is exposed too romantic music and shit before she is asked out, she is more likely too say yes. Look warm, fuzzy, human. Wait for some romantic christmas song too run and let the girl build some delusions - like shoujo flower backgrounds. Ask her out. Easy.
I'm not into BDSM, blood play, knife play, gore, vore, We can role play but nothing like those uwu pweasse shit
Hold on guys do we actually ask her out old school style like that? The way I know is you meet and get phone number-> chat-> meet again one or two times and get kinky-> Now you both wonder if you want/are in a relationship.
Sooooo are you free before christmas? Edit:would be a big plus also if you would be on the same continent
My advice... read the post below. Sigh, and this is also part of the reason why we are forever alone, but why not? We got dog-shit, pixie dust, magic mushrooms, and wizards. A lot of wizards, who by some, are secretly lonely ladies that might or might not be immortal fairies waiting to dragged down by the lower lifeforms in eternal bliss or what not.
Can't find a female lover? Look for a male lover instead. I am sure the army of BL lovers lurking in this forum would support your choice.