I want a lover before 2017 ends

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  1. Unsleepyknight

    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    That ugly bastard reference
     
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  2. Unsleepyknight

    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    Depends on your fetishe... Imean tastes
     
  3. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    There was this hilarious parody satire on this, girl goes on a daily run. Guy is like hey i notice you run here every day here's a bottle of water. Hot guy : wow you're so thoughtful. Ugly guy: OMG IT'S SPIKED. :blobcheeky:
     
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  4. igiveup

    igiveup a good boy

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    Take advantage of christmas romance feeling.

    Research shows if a girl is exposed too romantic music and shit before she is asked out, she is more likely too say yes.

    Look warm, fuzzy, human.

    Wait for some romantic christmas song too run and let the girl build some delusions - like shoujo flower backgrounds.

    Ask her out. Easy.
     
  5. Wobbly

    Wobbly [Unstabbable][He Who Courts Death][Whimsical]

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    *patpat*
    Anytime

    Where do I go?

    hmmmm okay . . . ask her first tho
     
  6. JuuHachi

    JuuHachi Be My Glucose Guardian

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    I'm not into BDSM, blood play, knife play, gore, vore,
    We can role play but nothing like those uwu pweasse shit
    [​IMG]
     
  7. Grandpa_World

    Grandpa_World Manly Man-Mob Character C-Lovely Hubby of Alexcia

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    Hold on guys do we actually ask her out old school style like that? The way I know is you meet and get phone number-> chat-> meet again one or two times and get kinky-> Now you both wonder if you want/are in a relationship.
     
  8. Unsleepyknight

    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    Okay my dear hachi~<3
    Want do you want?
    Coffee?
    Tea?
    or Me?
     
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  9. Grandpa_World

    Grandpa_World Manly Man-Mob Character C-Lovely Hubby of Alexcia

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    What about normal rope play and degration?
     
  10. JuuHachi

    JuuHachi Be My Glucose Guardian

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    Seme-sama you!!!!
     
  11. JuuHachi

    JuuHachi Be My Glucose Guardian

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    normal rope play ok degration ok sensory deprivation ok too
     
  12. Grandpa_World

    Grandpa_World Manly Man-Mob Character C-Lovely Hubby of Alexcia

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    Sooooo are you free before christmas?:blobmelt:

    Edit:would be a big plus also if you would be on the same continent
     
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  13. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Or some Gender fluid. :sweating_profusely:
     
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  14. Unsleepyknight

    Unsleepyknight Corrupted

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    Do you want to be called onii-chan or oni-chan?
     
  15. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    My advice... read the post below.:blobawkward:
    Sigh, and this is also part of the reason why we are forever alone, but why not? We got dog-shit, pixie dust, magic mushrooms, and wizards. A lot of wizards, who by some, are secretly lonely ladies that might or might not be immortal fairies waiting to dragged down by the lower lifeforms in eternal bliss or what not.:blobsmirk:
     
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  16. JuuHachi

    JuuHachi Be My Glucose Guardian

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    what continent are we talking about here?
     
  17. Grandpa_World

    Grandpa_World Manly Man-Mob Character C-Lovely Hubby of Alexcia

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    europe
     
  18. JuuHachi

    JuuHachi Be My Glucose Guardian

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    Whatever Seme-sama wants lolololol
     
  19. JuuHachi

    JuuHachi Be My Glucose Guardian

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    I'm free but I'm in South East Asia ;w; we must not be fated to be ;w;
     
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  20. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    Can't find a female lover? :hmm: Look for a male lover instead. :blobthinkingsmirk: I am sure the army of BL lovers lurking in this forum would support your choice. :blobpeek:
     
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