What do you think they would talk about? Will you take the opportunity to traslate what they're talking about? In my perspective, definitely will talk sh*ts about you and how lowly humans are. "Hoomans are my servant that's why they feed me everyday,"
So theres this YouTube channel where a lady has taught her cat to use buttons to communicate. Mostly asking for food, play, and where they want scritches. But also complex things like, "Mad, stranger, cat, outside", and "ouch, tummy".
If it could translate it would be as understandable as a Chinese cultivation novel with twice the attitude
I think cats will be like tsundere anime characters... They'll probably say something like " It's not that I like you. But since you serve me well, I'll reluctantly let you pet me... "
Nothing will change. Being the narcissists they are, they'll probably still be saying "ME-ow, ME-ow".
The Hamster diplomatic forces have, in fact, created means to communicate with all kinds of life forms. Terran felines fall under the V-class sapience, a category for middle levels of nonsapience, and are considered not viable for negotiation, but if someone did strap one to a good old Communate-16, I'd imagine it'd be only conveying it's intentions for food, shelter and comfort. That being said, I would not recommend elevating its sapience to even T-class (low-level sapience, e.g. humans, uoqb, jheche etc.) or higher, as it could negatively impact its mental health and be a direct violation of act 16-78/3b of the Codex of Spirituality and Intelligent conduct of the Hamster Empire and could have you and your entire clan publicly executed.
Honestly would anyone actually be surprised if cats can actually talk human language but just don’t give a fuck about talking to us humans and are like bitch serve me my words are too precious for your kind
My cat often has dreams cuz I can see her twitching or jolting while sleeping. I wonder what she dreams about...