If scientists can do this, why can't they make cat girls?

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So you've probably heard of genetically engineered cows, chickens, wheat and corn. But have you heard about them genetically engineering fruit trees to produce pepperoni pizza? If they have the technology to do this, why can't they genetically engineer cat girls for domestic ownership?

    As for why pepperoni pizza. I guess they just haven't figured out how to make trees that produce hawaiian chicken yet. It's like how orange trees can't produce apple. A pepperoni pizza tree won't be able to produce hawaiian chicken pizza.

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    Don't you agree that civilization should focus more on genetically engineering cat girls for domestic ownership?

    What other strange things have you seen people make?
     
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  2. Tramsloof

    Tramsloof Quarter Erudite

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    Right.

    How about describing or putting in the right settings for your to-be born baby. You want blue eyes, blond hair and pale skin ? Yes, just like ordering a custom luxury car.

    There's a dilemma.

    There's also a news about a doll with artificial intelligence. So it's basically sex-doll. Right. Right. We are evolving, is what we are.

    But I guess all development must have a cost. Here we must suffer more ethically and face repercussions somewhere in the future where the drawbacks on the society as a whole are more clear to see for the masses.
     
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  3. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Cos human experimentation is frowned upon. Tsk tsk~ shame on them old fashioned, backwards thinking people, hindering the progress of much needed science!
     
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  4. Blitz

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    This reminds me of an old short documentry of spaggheti harvesting.Its old but its beautiful
     
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    Didn't you know? They already exist, but they keep them secret to hog them all.
     
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  6. Shaolin

    Shaolin Take some time to chill~

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    "Angamanain is a very large Island. The people are without a king and are Idolaters, and no better than wild beasts. And I assure you all the men of this Island of Angamanain have heads like dogs, and teeth and eyes likewise; in fact, in the face they are all just like big mastiff dogs! They have a quantity of spices; but they are a most cruel generation, and eat everybody that they can catch, if not of their own race.[1] They live on flesh and rice and milk, and have fruits different from any of ours.

    From Marco Polos diaries, Book 13. Not impossible boy.
    https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Travels_of_Marco_Polo/Book_3/Chapter_13
     
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    newgen333 Friendly Bandit

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    Photoshop gives cat girls. Photoshop gives pizza in trees. Easy.
     
  8. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    Research in human is forbidenn so you can't grow cat ears out of a female, and grwing a human female from cat ears is even more dificult
     
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  9. Shaolin

    Shaolin Take some time to chill~

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    Just take the cats dna, put it into some girl, and hope that she grows cat ears and not another 'pussy'
     
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    Jiggy I am JiggyliFAP~ the not fat anymore guy.

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    Um... Excuse me but pepperoni pizzas dont grow from trees. Money does actually, otherwise my parents wouldn't quote that they do.
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Wow, that's amazing! Wonder if spaghetti trees can be cultivated here. Italian spaghettis have become quite ekusupensive these days.
     
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    Science has progressed so far? I'm going to need some peer-reviewed scientific journals that prove your statement. :blobspy::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:
     
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    It´s why ethics committees were invented. However, with AI´s help, we might see a rise in strange inventions when they help realize peoples strange ideas. For now, just check out Kickstarter for your fix. I recommend the self-glowing plants that have been nuked.
     
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    Can I get some scientists to engineer some trees so it can product some prepared fried chicken?:aww:
     
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    Have I got a movie for you
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    A human walrus
    One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
     
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  16. Arcturus

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    Good god. That movie is infamous in my family, for just being so terribly bad and weird. Burn that gif with fire!
     
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    do you know the word forbidden, how about unethical?
     
  18. Ruyue

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    Thought human experimentation was illegal... human rights would be all over it.
     
  19. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I just wanted to say that this looks like @Fossil posses by an evil Pizza spirit~
     
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    You have three heads. Burn those cats!!
     
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