If You Were a Mod, What Would Be Your Thread Locking Phrase?

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  1. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Anyone ever wonder what you would post if you were a moderator here on NUF and needed to lock a thread? No? WELL NOW YOU ARE SO BAM.

    Anyways, I have a million ideas (NUF MODS MAY USE MY IDEAS)

    First Idea Comes From TMW:

    I shall use my True Upheaval Seal to seal this thread! *smashes thread maker in the head with a brick*
     
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  2. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    *waves fancy wand and doing mahou shoujo dance*

    "Lick lick lickity lick. I close this thread with a lick."

    BTW, if you use this, you're plagiarizing. I will sue you for infringing on my intellectual property for 5 million krone.
     
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  3. Never

    Never Well-Known Member

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    ``fuck off''
     
  4. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》《Ultra-Instinct Eater》

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  5. Enigma

    Enigma [Yandere lover][victim]

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    *put a lock on the refrigerator *
     
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  6. OverlyFriendly

    OverlyFriendly evil being of darkness

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    Hungry.......
    *picks up thread and eats it*
    nom nom nom
     
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  7. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    As posted long ago by the great and wonderful @Shio

    "No. Mine is totally normal.
    I only shout "lock" and use my key to unlock the power of my magical mod card."

    ~Shio 2016
     
  8. saffu

    saffu dead

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  9. Casul Reader

    Casul Reader Rice Farmer

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    I'll send that thread to space....


    Edit: Actually i'll first play an audio clip for the countdown launch of Apollo 11 then launch it.
     
  10. Random

    Random Well-Known Member

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    "This thread has been locked under orders from our Lord, @Satan. Any and all complaints to this shutdown may be posted on @Satan's profile page. Thank you!"
     
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  11. Kamal

    Kamal uhmmm... hmmm... are you serious?

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    I don't like you
     
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  12. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    OH GAWD for a second I thought this thread was locked until I reached the "Lord, Satan" part XD
     
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    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    ...o0(...)
     
  14. Parth37955

    Parth37955 NU #3, [Absent Mod], Mid-Boss, Dark Dealer Staff Member

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    there is so much I want to say but shouldn't...
     
  15. Casul Reader

    Casul Reader Rice Farmer

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    Let it flow like a river, and 'let it go~'
     
  16. Random

    Random Well-Known Member

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    <<<Is tots a mod XP
     
  17. Vyren

    Vyren Version 2.0

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    "I am the mod of my lock
      NUF is my body and threads is my blood
      I have created over a thousand posts
      Unknown to Tony
      Nor known to the Forums
      Have withstood pain to create many locks
      Yet those hands shall never unlock anything
      So, as I pray, Unlimited Thread Works"
     
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  18. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    DO IT PARTH, DO IT!!!
     
  19. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    Last one to comment is awesome *locks thread*

    I am awesome by default
     
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  20. Vyren

    Vyren Version 2.0

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    Inb4 mod locks just to show how they would lock it.
     
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