"This my lock, there are many like it but this one is mine my lock is my best friend. It is my life. i master it as i must master my life" signed, akisame.
ISSTH inspired: "I am Risus, god of fate, and I shall bequeath thee with... Karmic Annihilation! Sever!"*locks thread* Or "Before my might all things shall END" Or "Let the Flames of Purgatory Burn this Realm to Ashes..." Or "Hahahaa~ " Or "I am a mod, your argument is invalid." Or "Ain't nobody got time for this bullshit." Or "Before me all you can do is watch." Or "I am The LAW!"
If I were a mod I'd like to be a Mod for a game, that way I could just super haxx and ban everyone who ninja looted my shit and attacked mobs I'm farming. Ufillme?
I SHALL LOCK THE THREADS! (this was done in another thread somewhere) You have eyes but can't see Mt. Tai?! This deserves your thread to be locked until you can see it.
"The fate of man is concrete and unfathomable. It weaves amongst the stars, forever beyond our reach. Just like how this topic is beyond your reach. With this, your topic has been locked. Lament on this loss, as your own weakness is the reason you can not stop me. Just like the fates, I am beyond reproach. You lesser users will submit to my designs. Such is the way of the world."
Against the gods "Sealing clouds locking sun" --> "Sealing mod locking thread" I shall seal the heavens --> I shall seal the thread LotR: "You shall not post!!" Interstellar "Cooper, what are you doing?" "Docking." --> "Gadget, what are you doing?" "Locking"
do NOT sign me the FUCK up bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit thats ❌ some bad shit right th ere right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Bad shit edit: foiled once again by incompatible emojis
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me lock this thread right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
There is no true equality anywhere. And there will never be. This thread is therefore consigned to the dark corners of the internet, never to be used again, in the history of the universe. You can complain. You can applaud. It will remain. Sincerely, Mod.