Discussion If you were a shoe....

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  1. Femme Fatale

    Femme Fatale | Sublime Goddess Of Chance |

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    If you were a shoe, what kind of shoe would you be? Dirty sneakers? Stilletos? A pair of new kicks? Red? Give a description or post an image. Be as creative and outrageous as you like. Be as honest and real as you like. XD I'll start.

    It's a beautiful day warm winter's day. I say it's warm because I don't need to wear a sweater to go outside but there is still a bit of a nip in the air. I feel like treating myself today because of the moving blues. So this is my shoe for today:

    https://www.nzsale.co.nz/product/Pr...nk-Sandals/s/wlK72cJnek_EoYoHjaGzXw?ssf=false

    So, how about you?
     
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  2. OnceandFutureLurker

    OnceandFutureLurker Well-Known Member

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    A well worn pair of black or brown work boots with steel toes
     
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  3. UnGrave

    UnGrave I really like Nanahira

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    Wifi and bluetooth capable sneakers that can only play denpa music.
     
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  4. susanty.smile

    susanty.smile [Insomniac]

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    Prob just flat shoe
     
  5. CyberCypher

    CyberCypher Air Breather

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    Those shoes that light up when you take a step. I'm just sad that they don't sell those in adult sizes
     
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  6. XXOOMEPLS

    XXOOMEPLS Not really an Edgelord

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    I'd like to be a spiky shoe so I can bump people to their death.
     
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  7. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    not a shoes but a very versatile equipment,
    also you can use it to kill a cockroach
     
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  8. MahotsukiKonran

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    The other shoe the one that is waiting to drop
     
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  9. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    An Airtreck with faulty front wheel brakes that trips people when they move faster than 60m/s, breaking their necks and hopefully, not kill them instantly. Also have a lousy start up and required to be kicked multiple times before moving.

    https://airgear.fandom.com/wiki/Air_Trecks
     
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  10. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    I'll be that weird cursed pair of shoes that will moan "PUT IT IN DADDY" if you try to put the shoes on.
     
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  11. rasyidmystery

    rasyidmystery Well-Known Member

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    hermes shoes that can't fly
     
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  12. CyberCypher

    CyberCypher Air Breather

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    I just realized that this makes me look like a masochist with a foot fetish because I "light up" or "get turned on" when someone steps on me :blobdizzy:
    Just to clarify i just want the blinky lights on me and the fact that it would be socially acceptable for an adult to have a bunch of blinky lights on them:blobokhand:
     
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  13. Kalto

    Kalto [Somewhat meticulous]

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    Squeaky Shoes
    So pranks like this can happen
     
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    solomaize Well-Known Member

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    Those Ruby shoes from Wizard of Oz so I can get home instantly after work.
     
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  15. Nyann

    Nyann NyanyanyanyanyaN

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    "Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she'll conquer the world."
    ~ Marilyn Monroe

    Well.... Guess I just need to find/ be a right pair of shoes. *Looks at my feet* I will be these!

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    They are cute too!
     
  16. Harry

    Harry You don't see me

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    If I'm shoe.... Any kind of shoe is fine as long as you don't wear me, stomp using me, use me as a shield to cover you from stinky dog poop, throw me into head of George Bush or use me to kill the nasty cockroach
     
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    TheBlueLaundryBag Well-Known Member

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    Would love to be Combat boots!
     
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    Si Kucing Well-Known Member

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    A spiked shoe! One very sharp one at the bottom cuz..... u know..... it produce a sweet sound whenever it hits..... an asshole face!
     
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  19. Walter vi Britannia

    Walter vi Britannia Well-Known Member

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    This latex dominatrix looking shit.

    I know it'd bring the best out of me, but why?...BECAUSE IT IS ME!! (as a shoe of course)
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    You simply can't deny this man's sexiness.
     
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  20. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Is the face there optional? :hmm: