If your a Guy, Do you urinate, while standing, or sitting on the toilet seat?

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What do position do you prefer while urinating?

  1. Standing

    74.3%
  2. Sitting

    25.7%
  1. Lazybum0

    Lazybum0 Cheers darlin'

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    I know haha, i can't even piss when someone is near xD
     
  2. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow > dev/null

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    But for having intruded their personal space you might trigger their alpha instinct, and made them piss on you to show their dominance.
     
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  3. Tony

    Tony Moderator Staff Member

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    Standing.
     
  4. lachy

    lachy Well-Known Member

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    Idk about you guys but for me if I pee while standing, tiny amounts of liquid splashes out and makes contact with my legs or foot.
     
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    kalp456 Well-Known Member

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    When I poop and I need to urinate, I still sit. Anything else, I stand.
     
  6. ooblah

    ooblah Well-Known Member

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    I don't stand on the toliet to pee.

    I sit at home, or when I'm really tired and the toliet's not nasty.

    I stand in public most of the time.
     
  7. Ababil

    Ababil Non Well-Known Member

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    No option for standing in shower?
     
  8. NovelsJapan

    NovelsJapan |||Master of T-shirts|||「死にたい」「助けて」

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    I don't know why you didn't add this in choice but I prefer flying while taking a piss
     
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    Edonis Well-Known Member

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    Standing, only piss when sitting if taking shits.

    Also a comment on urinals, when pissing, look down. Don't look around. Common sense to not choose one right next to someone but you make it more awkward just standing there when a urinal is open, so use the open one.
     
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    I like to stand on the toilet, and then i urinate.

    Makes me feel tall.
     
  12. Sherrynity

    Sherrynity N:> God

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    ……I didn't expect that answer. I admit defeat.
    m(_ _)m
     
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    Mufarasu Well-Known Member

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    I remember seeing this special stool that goes around your toilet so when you're sitting down you have to step your feet up on it thus recreating the squatting position while seated.

    Also, in public it's always standing. At home I'll sit 99% of the time. It's just cleaner for me. I don't want to be cleaning my piss up all the time everytime I have to go.

    I also piss in the shower because how can you not? Sometimes the sink too, if I just don't feel like sitting, or really sparing any effort to aim at the toilet bowl. I just plop my dick on the edge of the sink and open the floodgates. All while staring at my reflection as it silently judges me.
     
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    Questionmarkza Astroturf

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    Depends on how clean the toilet is and if I feel like going through the process of pulling my pants down. Oh and temperature plays a key role as well.
     
  15. Blankdom

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    Hmm, I do it while standing most of the time, but prefer sitting, cuz it's annoying having to lift the cover up when doing your business, then lower it again after -.- Not to mention the nagging you may get if you don't, and like others have said, it can splash.

    Edit: Forgot to mention: this is the reason why public restrooms are so tedious -.- people don't seem to learn to lift the sit up when doing their business, or bother to sit when doing it. Would be way cleaner if they just sat when in the toilet. (Males' side at least, females' have a whole mess more problems) -- If you're going to use the toilet for privacy, others are probably too, serious.
     
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  16. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    I stopped using public bathrooms in highschool.... Because.... I don't know who's stupid idea it was but there was a group of people(girls included) playing freakin pop up hide and seek(or is it more like Marco polo) in the bathroom stalls.....

    it was awful and and annoying...one popped up looking into the stall I was in... They said sorry and then 2 more pops up...on the other side..... And here I am just sittin on the toilet doing my business....

    on a side note at home I sit and read novels(/write things on nuf... Like right now. Thats what I'm doing)
     
  17. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    ... Sitting. Don't really know why but I never really took to standing. Maybe when I was young it just seemed like it was extra effort for little to no gain. It's basically the same, but instead of just sitting and pissing you had to aim, and there was the lack of privacy. I'm not sure if it bugged me as a kid, but it might have. Weird as it is I actually remember my first encounter with pissing while standing, although only vaguely, and I know I wasn't enthusiastic about it, but for the life of me can't remember exactly why.
     
  18. kenneth223

    kenneth223 『The Weird One』『User who faps to Drinks』 

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    I pee while I shit and at the same while shitting, I use no-hands while peeing just like no scoping in cod!
    And when I'm about to have a wet fart that feels like I'm about to take a quick poopy, I sit while waiting for half an hour to clear my insides ya know?
    And when I'm about to have a wet fart when I'm in my bed, I do a plank while lying on my ba-- okay this is getting off topic...

    100% standing

    100%!
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    The real shocking part is how many responses he got.
    Just for $&@? and giggles. When in doubt whip it out, while standing out. (Standing up).
     
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    Innocent Well-Known Member

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    Standing.

    How then can I play with the pee bubbles if I sit?
     
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