If your a Guy, Do you urinate, while standing, or sitting on the toilet seat?

Standing all the way

 

That rhymes.

 

Depend on the situation ~_~
in the past, i do it while hiding behind trashcan because too many people at the park and i can't hold it anymore... in squatting position

 

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Why the hell are these ppl talking about how to pee~? did you guys really ran out on topics to discuss~??
on the other hand all those guys who prefer standing position would get castrated if they came to my house... by my mother~
It's house rule you see~
3 months of cleaning duty if you spilled your stuff elsewhere~
sucks for my brother... and my dad~
Bwahahahahahahaha~

 

…it looks like a beer, doesn't it?

 

I'm a lazy person to such a degree that my lazyness includes other people too. Like I don't want other people to spend more effort when they can spend less. So I pee sitting and don't increase troubles for the one who cleans after me.

 

Not if your accurate.

 

Doesn't matter how accurate you are, it splashes down all around anyway in the form of invisible vapor.
Not dirtying is easier than cleaning afterwards.

 

Idgaf I pee how I want.

 

Good luck with toilet cleaning then, or the hate from those who cleans however little it may be it still adds up.

 

then you'll have to be "accurate" for whole 26yrs if it's my father and 22yrs if it's for my brother~ still! sucks for them~ bwahahaha~ to the hell with alpha male~!

 

I mainly stand, but when I get morning wood, I sit because I don't want pee everywhere first thing in the morning.

 

depend on mood

bro i know ur problem..

 

I'm happier when people (especially me) spend less effort to achieve the the same result. I will be happier if toilets all around the world will be cleaned with less effort. Lifting and lowering the seat is also an unwanted effort. Going to the toilet is unwanted effort in itself, so I'm asking you people please let's learn how to live without eating and drinking. Let's try harder to reach emperor profound realm so we don't need to spend effort to eat and drink anymore.

 

How do urinals provide privacy lol, anyone can check out your junk

 

I'm gonna report your for grammar! It's "You're" ... you still haven't edited and no commas after urinate and standing...

 

It's actually quite hard to check out someone's junk at a urinal.... they have to bend forwards and stare at it, barring that you're not grasping your junk with your whole hand when you pee.

 

Holy mother of all craps, I prefer the squat toilet when I'm doing my deed. Feels easier and faster to shit.

But this is the first time I got a really good illustration that really explains why it happens as such. Thanks man.

Now its time to show this to my skeptical friends

But when peeing though, standing is definitely the way I do it.

 

You're grasping your junk with your whole hand only so others can't see, normally you wouldn't do that, also it's better to distance yourself but because you can be seen you have to basically kiss the urinal. Most don't even have partitions (google translate first result is septums )
Ofc no one is even willing to look at your junk, or even if they are it's rude.

 

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